Now this is gonna be fun i swear!!!!!
saw this group on facebook and it cracked me up big time, tut i shld bring it on here


oya jekalo
if u av the razz innovative talent of yoruba slangs, lets go there o. . . . . . . lol


Jó mi ó lè fi cement pó gàrrì


Jo o mi o le we legbe transformer o, jo o mi o le fi petrol din dodo o


jo o malo fi omi ata bo ju


joo moi ole wind down lori okada


iyara yin spackle

jo o!, se o le fi akara se holy communion


Mi o le nitori pe mo fe j'eran k'in pe Malu ni Broda!


se o le ma kirun lori BRT ni


Joo se o le lo jo alanta ninu iposi.joo,se o le lo ta ate ni mortuary.joo, se o le lo act prison break ni kirikiri.joo, se o le fi toothpick gun iyan.

joo o mi o le lo mee mee noodles shey mosquito net.

mo o le fi omi ata san idi


mi o le fi eja kika se osuka

tosinaded@:


joo moi ole wind down lori okada

tosinaded@:

jo o!, se o le fi akara se holy communion


Mi o le nitori pe mo fe j'eran k'in pe Malu ni Broda!

tosinaded@:

mo o le fi omi ata san idi


mi o le fi eja kika se osuka

LOL!! ojebi nii!

lol

Sss

Mio le fi pata se anki.

1. Mi ole fi opo ina run pako.

Won gbemu! Ta lo leru?lagbaja omo lakasegbe! Jagunlabi! Jakumo!

Se o le fi ori ( Sheabutter) je buredi ?

Se o le fi obi ( Kola ) mu garri ?

Joo ma lo se apa bi itan o , ma de lo se ori bi orun.

Awon ti won se bi Rambo la na wa ni mortuary o !

Mio le fi poo mu gari.,

@poster,
your comments are hillarious.

IFELEKE:

Everyone should please Ignore This Inconsequential Fool, He is Suffering from Advanced Mental Retardation as caused by the Chronic Multi Facet Backwardness of His People.

Ko ti ja se lo disturbe e!

Eni ti Olorun ko dun ninu to lo n la sugar, jedi-jedi lo ma pa!

(person wey god no sweet him belle wey go dey lick sweetner go just die of chop yansh-chop yansh a.k.a pile)

coolguyz:

Eni ti Olorun ko dun ninu to lo n la sugar, jedi-jedi lo ma pa!

(person wey god no sweet him belle wey go dey lick sweetner go just die of chop yansh-chop yansh a.k.a pile)

O MY O!

o ri kini,o tun n wa iru.

@maray

o ti baje ju. kini o ri to fin wa irun?

another one -

ma fi buredi (bread) ko mi l'obe (soup) lo

owo igbe kii run

(shit money no dey smell)

Ayalegbe to so omo re ni kolawole; ti won ba le jade, a wa so omo ni kolajade
A tenant that names his child 'he bringeth wealth into the home'; when evicted, would rename the child 'he taketh wealth out of the home'

Eyan ko gbodo tan ara re, bi iya olomo kan; ti won ni omo re ku, ti o bere wipe "ewo ninu won?"
One must not be self-deluded, like the mother of single child, who, on being told of her child's demise, questioned 'which of them'

Eyan ko gbodo tan ara re, bi iya dada; to ni ohun ko ri irun were ri (tori omo re nko?)
One must not be self-deluded, like the mother of child born with dreadlocks, who commented that she had never seen the unkempt hair of a mad man (what should be said of the hair on her child?)

iwaju loni koyi fin gbota ,
i will like to see onikoyi in iraq doing same.

afi ogedegede owo wako de isheri,
like to see that too in atlantic ocean.

@ post

O ni fe fi generator se pendant now.

owo school fees

joo ma lo gbadura lori railwayyyyy
(abeg no go pray for railway line)

ehinkule ojo ni won ma gbe oku balogun gba

na d backyard of d coward dem dey carry war general deadbody pass

won tan e, o lon tan candle

@ Topic
funny

u guys r killing me men i am ROTFLMAO,

se o le jo alanta lori nepa wire

ma sare light oju e nisin

ma lo try mi o, ti o ba fe ka meje lori e


se o le fi oko se piston

jor o mi ole fi ayefele se striker o

se pilot le kirun lorin ofe?

emi le fi apere pon omi o


se o le fi acid po tea

se o le fi close-up se lipstick ni, abi ole fi chacoal kun tiro

emi le fi pizza ati chicken se ebo