A pilot, schoolgirl, Nuhu Rubadu and Obasanjo are on a flight. The flight suddenly starts wobbling up and down. Shocked, the pilot announce that the plane is going to crash and that someone should get the parachutes. Rubadu searched the whole craft and found only 3 parachutes. They now decides on who should be sacrificed. Who ever his country has the least use of is agreed to be sacrificed. Concensus points at Obasanjo as his tenure is coming to an end and for being too old to make anymore contribution to his country. but obasanjo would not hear of that. After realising that they might over power him and get off with the parachutes, he quickly snatched one of the parachutes and off he went.



" now we have to make another decision" . said disgusted Rubadu.



" no we dont have to. each of us can use one parachute ". replied the schoolgirl



" how ?" asked the pilot



"you see the president took my schoolbag"

i've read dat b4 but its still funny.obj they go straight down.

well, not that funny.