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Funny Jokes by Bevy12(f): 12:55pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death, they still work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic Schnapp. 2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to know whether they're dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick the hand and drop it. 3. If You Marry A Girl that Can't Cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS" 4. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is. 5. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "P" in Psycho 6. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy. 7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad. 8. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" then wait for your heart to beat fast 9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach 10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago BBM - 5Mins ago Twitter- 2Mins ago BIBLE - 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene 11. Girls won't call for a long time But when u call they will ask "this one u remembered me today" they don't remember person? 12. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think dip, choose your prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break 13. To those who commit suicide; why are you so selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals. 14. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible. If any guy calls you an angel, na wash. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Jokes by JewelRegi(f): 1:06pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
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