1. Nigerians don't ever
rest. Even
after death, they still
work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you
feel people's
pulse to know whether
they're
dead or alive. In
Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop
it.
3. If You Marry A Girl
that Can't
Cook, Bros Your Case
Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check
your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with
girls, and check
the ones with guys.
That's where the
truth is.
5. No matter how
expensive your
Wrist watch is,
as long as it won't tell
you Christ's
Second coming, its as
Useless as the "P" in
Psycho
6. If you have attended
over 100
weddings and you are
still single.
Sister, you are no longer
different
from a canopy.
7. You don't have to be
in UK to be
OK, Help comes from
Above not Abroad.
8. Ladies are wicked.
They will lay on
your chest and ask,
"Honey have you ever
cheated on me?" then
wait for your heart to
beat fast
9. A cockroach is
afraid of a rat,
a rat is afraid of a cat,
cat is afraid of a dog,
a dog is afraid of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach
10. LAST SEEN:
Whatsapp- 1Min ago
BBM - 5Mins ago
Twitter- 2Mins ago
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has
soaked your
cane in kerosene
11. Girls won't call for a
long time But
when u call they will
ask "this one u remembered me today"
they don't remember
person?
12. Wedding ring is the
smallest
handcuff ever made. So
think dip,
choose your prison
mate carefully &
sentence urself wisely
to avoid Prison break
13. To those who
commit suicide;
why are you so selfish?
Why kill
yourself when so many
people are
looking for who to use
for money rituals.
14. As a matter of fact,
there's no
female angel in the
Bible. If any guy
calls you an angel, na
wash.

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