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Joke by wisdom34: 10:22am On Sep 25, 2015
There was this robbery in Central Bank of Nigeria,
the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move,
money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”.
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
=>This is called “Mind Changing Concept –>
Changing the conventional way of thinking”.
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her “Please be civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!”
=>This is called “Being Professional –> Focus
only on what you are trained to do!”
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber
(MBA trained) told the older robber
(who is only primary school educated), “Big bro,
let’s count how much we got”, the older robber
rebutted and said, “You very silly, so much
money, how to count? Tonight TV will tell us how
much we robbed from the bank!”
=>This is called “Experience –> nowadays
experience is more important than paper
qualifications!”
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the
bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
The supervisor says “Wait, wait wait, let’s put the
#5 million we embezzled into the amount the
robbers robbed”.
=>This is called “Swim with the tide –>
converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!”
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The supervisor says “It will be good if there is a
robbery every month”.
=>This is called “Killing Boredom —
>Happiness is most important.”
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The next day, TV news reported that #100 million
was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and counted, but
they could only count #20 million. The
robbers were very angry and complained “We
risked our lives and only took #20
million, the bank manager took #80 million with a
snap of his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated than to be a thief!”
=>This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as
gold !”
BE EDUCATED
Re: Joke by Precious91(m): 10:27am On Sep 25, 2015
lol grin

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