He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014).

Don't laugh alone pass. it on

Lol...so hilarious

Op they are all fukkin true men.

every time I see a thread opened by this moniker, it's almost always something occultic.

tpiar:
every time I see a thread opened by this moniker, it's almost always something occultic.

May God forgive you. Please try go through all the threads created so far by this moniker to verify your claim before misleading others. Thanks and God bless.

vicadex07:
Lol...so hilarious

Op they are all fukkin true men.

Thanks.