| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by rummeh: 7:51am On Oct 30, 2016 |
IamLukas:
Welcome Rumour....awayu?
Why are you telling me welcome  |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by IamLukas(m): 8:09am On Oct 30, 2016 |
rummeh:
Why are you telling me welcome This is my first time of meeting U here. |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 10:12am On Oct 30, 2016 |
Jackossky:
So what you are alluding is that it is better for you to not attempt a question you are unsure of instead of guessing... Am I right? yes |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 6:37pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
A TRIP DOWN EKOSODIN LANE.
Ekosodin.. Ekosodin
The Nigerian Iraqi zone
How great men art fallen in thy streets.
How precious destinies have ended in thy stalls
The dirge people raise up at the funeral of your victims are heart wrenching.
There they are,
Dark hooded fellows waiting,
Different colours and banners flying,
Assorted weapons hidden,
All waiting at every corner to make trouble.
oboy show
baby show
Subtle whistle calls to unsuspecting victims.
Like a rattlesnake, they strike.
Carting away all valuables
Leaving behind a stunned victim with a face peppered with hot slaps.
Ekosodin.
The den of Strong men.
Too old to remember their admission dates.
Too fearful of facing life outside the small village.
At every hostel they wait.
Long term tenants overdue for eviction.
The landlords agent comes knocking.
A distinguished lawyer in his own right.
The landlord said you people should pa.
The words froze in his lips.
For sight of the gun was enough to shut him up.
Landlord say make una take good care of the hostel
Quickly changing the content of the message meant to be delivered.
Who could blame him?
For a wife and three kids awaited his return home.
To the primary school field I went.
Hoping to enjoy a bit of banter among social gathering.
The shirtless team was winning and the game tempo building.
Midway through the game,
A harsh tackle ensued against a shirtless player.
The referee feigned ignorance.
The spectators maintained their silence.
The shirtless team maintained remarkable muteness.
They all knew who the referee was.
I did not.
There I was.
Yelling with a maddening roar at the injustice ignored.
A side step, two side steps,
Friends around had began to distance themselves from my location.
The referee blew a halt to the match.
In short strides undertaken with dwarvish legs,
He raced down to my location.
Who you be
He asked.
Blurting our the most idiotic question I thought anyone should ask.
For I was a Jew in the country of Rome
And a spectator in the midst of initiates.
Well, I am kosilala for your information
I replied while lacing the words with an exuberant tone.
For I thought he was just another student.
Within a fraction of a second,
An eclipse occurred before my eyes.
For the afternoon sun became obscured by a dark cloud.
Bright stars appeared in my vision that moment.
And the chirping sounds of birds around became more audible.
Two more slaps followed in quick succession.
Two more tsunamis that eroded my calm and beautiful face.
Two more hands in my pocket relieved me of my new phone.
A baptism of fire,
I called it in narration to friends afterwards.
Your first lecture in Ekoso 111,
My roommate called it.
And the second lecture came that Saturday.
At the viewing center I sat,
A yearning expectation swelling in my heart.
With a win from Manchester United over Arsenal,
My betslip winnings of #4000 would be guaranteed.
So the match began.
Rooney bumped in the first goal.
Danny Welbeck supplied the second.
Ashley Young added a third with a sublime curling R2 goal.
And the floodgates slammed shut at Seven-nil.
Ecstatic described my state.
Wilding jumping and hugging unknown strangers.
For winning in football always elicits a joy universally shared.
While exiting the door,
The minions gripped my hands.
And with unspoken threat escorted me to the lair of oga at the top.
Oga was very angry with me.
For he was a fan of the loosing Arsenal side.
And my jubilation had inflamed the sadness in him.
In the middle of the slapping and kicking session,
My orientation changed.
Whilst spending my last #2000 buying beer for everyone around,
My support for Manchester United rescinded.
And my dire love for the gunners was born.
With deep seated thanks I hail thee.
For my fears you heightened
And my belief in God you strengthened.
To Him I ran to secure me.
For I could do nothing to secure myself from the chairmen.
In God's presence I found true peace.
And in His word I found true wisdom to moderate my associations within that dreaded place called Ekosodin.[/b] 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 6:52pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
CaptEColeJnr:
A TRIP DOWN EKOSODIN LANE.
Ekosodin.. Ekosodin
The Nigerian Iraqi zone
How great men art fallen in thy streets.
How precious destinies have ended in thy stalls
The dirge people raise up at the funeral of your victims are heart wrenching.
There they are,
Dark hooded fellows waiting,
Different colours and banners flying,
Assorted weapons hidden,
All waiting at every corner to make trouble.
oboy show
baby show
Subtle whistle calls to unsuspecting victims.
Like a rattlesnake, they strike.
Carting away all valuables
Leaving behind a stunned victim with a face peppered with hot slaps.
Ekosodin.
The den of Strong men.
Too old to remember their admission dates.
Too fearful of facing life outside the small village.
At every hostel they wait.
Long term tenants overdue for eviction.
The landlords agent comes knocking.
A distinguished lawyer in his own right.
The landlord said you people should pa.
The words froze in his lips.
For sight of the gun was enough to shut him up.
Landlord say make una take good care of the hostel
Quickly changing the content of the message meant to be delivered.
Who could blame him?
For a wife and three kids awaited his return home.
To the primary school field I went.
Hoping to enjoy a bit of banter among social gathering.
The shirtless team was winning and the game tempo building.
Midway through the game,
A harsh tackle ensued against a shirtless player.
The referee feigned ignorance.
The spectators maintained their silence.
The shirtless team maintained remarkable muteness.
They all knew who the referee was.
I did not.
There I was.
Yelling with a maddening roar at the injustice ignored.
A side step, two side steps,
Friends around had began to distance themselves from my location.
The referee blew a halt to the match.
In short strides undertaken with dwarvish legs,
He raced down to my location.
Who you be
He asked.
Blurting our the most idiotic question I thought anyone should ask.
For I was a Jew in the country of Rome
And a spectator in the midst of initiates.
Well, I am kosilala for your information
I replied while lacing the words with an exuberant tone.
For I thought he was just another student.
Within a fraction of a second,
An eclipse occurred before my eyes.
For the afternoon sun became obscured by a dark cloud.
Bright stars appeared in my vision that moment.
And the chirping sounds of birds around became more audible.
Two more slaps followed in quick succession.
Two more tsunamis that eroded my calm and beautiful face.
Two more hands in my pocket relieved me of my new phone.
A baptism of fire,
I called it in narration to friends afterwards.
Your first lecture in Ekoso 111,
My roommate called it.
And the second lecture came that Saturday.
At the viewing center I sat,
A yearning expectation swelling in my heart.
With a win from Manchester United over Arsenal,
My betslip winnings of #4000 would be guaranteed.
So the match began.
Rooney bumped in the first goal.
Danny Welbeck supplied the second.
Ashley Young added a third with a sublime curling R2 goal.
And the floodgates slammed shut at Seven-nil.
Ecstatic described my state.
Wilding jumping and hugging unknown strangers.
For winning in football always elicits a joy universally shared.
While exiting the door,
The minions gripped my hands.
And with unspoken threat escorted me to the lair of oga at the top.
Oga was very angry with me.
For he was a fan of the loosing Arsenal side.
And my jubilation had inflamed the sadness in him.
In the middle of the slapping and kicking session,
My orientation changed.
Whilst spending my last #2000 buying beer for everyone around,
My support for Manchester United rescinded.
And my dire love for the gunners was born.
With deep seated thanks I hail thee.
For my fears you heightened
And my belief in God you strengthened.
To Him I ran to secure me.
For I could do nothing to secure myself from the chairmen.
In God's presence I found true peace.
And in His word I found true wisdom to moderate my associations within that dreaded place called Ekosodin.[/b] Lol.... Nice. But this is not the current Ekosodin  |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by BossBallz(m): 7:00pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
Pprovost:
Lol.... Nice. But this is not the current Ekosodin ........ Great
.... So, is the current Ekosodin better or worse |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 7:01pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
30th october still no news
Me going back to farm my yam must have gotten ready by now @least first batch. |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 7:17pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
. |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 7:17pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
BossBallz:
........ Great
.... So, is the current Ekosodin better or worse
better |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 8:34pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
CaptEColeJnr:
A TRIP DOWN EKOSODIN LANE.
Ekosodin.. Ekosodin
The Nigerian Iraqi zone
How great men art fallen in thy streets.
How precious destinies have ended in thy stalls
The dirge people raise up at the funeral of your victims are heart wrenching.
There they are,
Dark hooded fellows waiting,
Different colours and banners flying,
Assorted weapons hidden,
All waiting at every corner to make trouble.
oboy show
baby show
Subtle whistle calls to unsuspecting victims.
Like a rattlesnake, they strike.
Carting away all valuables
Leaving behind a stunned victim with a face peppered with hot slaps.
Ekosodin.
The den of Strong men.
Too old to remember their admission dates.
Too fearful of facing life outside the small village.
At every hostel they wait.
Long term tenants overdue for eviction.
The landlords agent comes knocking.
A distinguished lawyer in his own right.
The landlord said you people should pa.
The words froze in his lips.
For sight of the gun was enough to shut him up.
Landlord say make una take good care of the hostel
Quickly changing the content of the message meant to be delivered.
Who could blame him?
For a wife and three kids awaited his return home.
To the primary school field I went.
Hoping to enjoy a bit of banter among social gathering.
The shirtless team was winning and the game tempo building.
Midway through the game,
A harsh tackle ensued against a shirtless player.
The referee feigned ignorance.
The spectators maintained their silence.
The shirtless team maintained remarkable muteness.
They all knew who the referee was.
I did not.
There I was.
Yelling with a maddening roar at the injustice ignored.
A side step, two side steps,
Friends around had began to distance themselves from my location.
The referee blew a halt to the match.
In short strides undertaken with dwarvish legs,
He raced down to my location.
Who you be
He asked.
Blurting our the most idiotic question I thought anyone should ask.
For I was a Jew in the country of Rome
And a spectator in the midst of initiates.
Well, I am kosilala for your information
I replied while lacing the words with an exuberant tone.
For I thought he was just another student.
Within a fraction of a second,
An eclipse occurred before my eyes.
For the afternoon sun became obscured by a dark cloud.
Bright stars appeared in my vision that moment.
And the chirping sounds of birds around became more audible.
Two more slaps followed in quick succession.
Two more tsunamis that eroded my calm and beautiful face.
Two more hands in my pocket relieved me of my new phone.
A baptism of fire,
I called it in narration to friends afterwards.
Your first lecture in Ekoso 111,
My roommate called it.
And the second lecture came that Saturday.
At the viewing center I sat,
A yearning expectation swelling in my heart.
With a win from Manchester United over Arsenal,
My betslip winnings of #4000 would be guaranteed.
So the match began.
Rooney bumped in the first goal.
Danny Welbeck supplied the second.
Ashley Young added a third with a sublime curling R2 goal.
And the floodgates slammed shut at Seven-nil.
Ecstatic described my state.
Wilding jumping and hugging unknown strangers.
For winning in football always elicits a joy universally shared.
While exiting the door,
The minions gripped my hands.
And with unspoken threat escorted me to the lair of oga at the top.
Oga was very angry with me.
For he was a fan of the loosing Arsenal side.
And my jubilation had inflamed the sadness in him.
In the middle of the slapping and kicking session,
My orientation changed.
Whilst spending my last #2000 buying beer for everyone around,
My support for Manchester United rescinded.
And my dire love for the gunners was born.
With deep seated thanks I hail thee.
For my fears you heightened
And my belief in God you strengthened.
To Him I ran to secure me.
For I could do nothing to secure myself from the chairmen.
In God's presence I found true peace.
And in His word I found true wisdom to moderate my associations within that dreaded place called Ekosodin.[/b] Bravo You just ignited the passion of writing a dirgepoem *searches for jotter* ..this is what I call a witty poem |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by swisscarter(m): 10:09pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
CaptEColeJnr:
A TRIP DOWN EKOSODIN LANE.
Ekosodin.. Ekosodin
The Nigerian Iraqi zone
How great men art fallen in thy streets.
How precious destinies have ended in thy stalls
The dirge people raise up at the funeral of your victims are heart wrenching.
There they are,
Dark hooded fellows waiting,
Different colours and banners flying,
Assorted weapons hidden,
All waiting at every corner to make trouble.
oboy show
baby show
Subtle whistle calls to unsuspecting victims.
Like a rattlesnake, they strike.
Carting away all valuables
Leaving behind a stunned victim with a face peppered with hot slaps.
Ekosodin.
The den of Strong men.
Too old to remember their admission dates.
Too fearful of facing life outside the small village.
At every hostel they wait.
Long term tenants overdue for eviction.
The landlords agent comes knocking.
A distinguished lawyer in his own right.
The landlord said you people should pa.
The words froze in his lips.
For sight of the gun was enough to shut him up.
Landlord say make una take good care of the hostel
Quickly changing the content of the message meant to be delivered.
Who could blame him?
For a wife and three kids awaited his return home.
To the primary school field I went.
Hoping to enjoy a bit of banter among social gathering.
The shirtless team was winning and the game tempo building.
Midway through the game,
A harsh tackle ensued against a shirtless player.
The referee feigned ignorance.
The spectators maintained their silence.
The shirtless team maintained remarkable muteness.
They all knew who the referee was.
I did not.
There I was.
Yelling with a maddening roar at the injustice ignored.
A side step, two side steps,
Friends around had began to distance themselves from my location.
The referee blew a halt to the match.
In short strides undertaken with dwarvish legs,
He raced down to my location.
Who you be
He asked.
Blurting our the most idiotic question I thought anyone should ask.
For I was a Jew in the country of Rome
And a spectator in the midst of initiates.
Well, I am kosilala for your information
I replied while lacing the words with an exuberant tone.
For I thought he was just another student.
Within a fraction of a second,
An eclipse occurred before my eyes.
For the afternoon sun became obscured by a dark cloud.
Bright stars appeared in my vision that moment.
And the chirping sounds of birds around became more audible.
Two more slaps followed in quick succession.
Two more tsunamis that eroded my calm and beautiful face.
Two more hands in my pocket relieved me of my new phone.
A baptism of fire,
I called it in narration to friends afterwards.
Your first lecture in Ekoso 111,
My roommate called it.
And the second lecture came that Saturday.
At the viewing center I sat,
A yearning expectation swelling in my heart.
With a win from Manchester United over Arsenal,
My betslip winnings of #4000 would be guaranteed.
So the match began.
Rooney bumped in the first goal.
Danny Welbeck supplied the second.
Ashley Young added a third with a sublime curling R2 goal.
And the floodgates slammed shut at Seven-nil.
Ecstatic described my state.
Wilding jumping and hugging unknown strangers.
For winning in football always elicits a joy universally shared.
While exiting the door,
The minions gripped my hands.
And with unspoken threat escorted me to the lair of oga at the top.
Oga was very angry with me.
For he was a fan of the loosing Arsenal side.
And my jubilation had inflamed the sadness in him.
In the middle of the slapping and kicking session,
My orientation changed.
Whilst spending my last #2000 buying beer for everyone around,
My support for Manchester United rescinded.
And my dire love for the gunners was born.
With deep seated thanks I hail thee.
For my fears you heightened
And my belief in God you strengthened.
To Him I ran to secure me.
For I could do nothing to secure myself from the chairmen.
In God's presence I found true peace.
And in His word I found true wisdom to moderate my associations within that dreaded place called Ekosodin.[/b] I can't believe I read this to the end... And read it again...... You just made my Sunday! Lovely write up 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by peacesamuel94(m): 10:57pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
Pprovost:
So,
Admission list for UTME/DE has been finally sent to jamb.
Admission status of candidates will first show on Jamb website before Kofa (time to leave your kofa page alone)
A copy of unofficial admission list for each faculty has been sent to the Deans (People with long legs will start seeing their names on Monday morning while others will have to wait for jamb to update their status)
Goodluck to everyone thanks sir, but how did you find out? |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by sinaj20: 12:03pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
This is to announce to all Jupeb
candidates who applied for uniben that
you are expected to be in Uniben today,
31 october as you resume to do your face
to face clearance at the school venue.
You are expected to come with all valid
credentials with reference to the
clearance process. Note that the time is
9am at Basement, student center.
So now, while Direct entry candidates
and Jupeb are getting cleared for
resumption, Uniben Jamb candidates are
yet to get the admission list how much
more doing clearance and eventually
resuming. But it's quite certain that after
today, the last day of October, all eyes
will be on the undergraduate applicants.
Therefore we should be expecting the
admission list for the Jamb candidates
from 12 midnight today to Friday
November. But it doesn't have to be
Friday though. After Uniben is cleared
with other entry methods, they will focus
on the Jamb candidates because they are
much and working on them first would
make the whole process delay. That's
why the list has been delayed. After
these other methods are gone, expect the
list guys. No more panicking. Have a nice
day ahead.
Goodluck to the Jupeb Candidates..[/b][b] |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by maverickdude(m): 12:55pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
sinaj20:
This is to announce to all Jupeb
candidates who applied for uniben that
you are expected to be in Uniben today,
31 october as you resume to do your face
to face clearance at the school venue.
You are expected to come with all valid
credentials with reference to the
clearance process. Note that the time is
9am at Basement, student center.
So now, while Direct entry candidates
and Jupeb are getting cleared for
resumption, Uniben Jamb candidates are
yet to get the admission list how much
more doing clearance and eventually
resuming. But it's quite certain that after
today, the last day of October, all eyes
will be on the undergraduate applicants.
Therefore we should be expecting the
admission list for the Jamb candidates
from 12 midnight today to Friday
November. But it doesn't have to be
Friday though. After Uniben is cleared
with other entry methods, they will focus
on the Jamb candidates because they are
much and working on them first would
make the whole process delay. That's
why the list has been delayed. After
these other methods are gone, expect the
list guys. No more panicking. Have a nice
day ahead.
Goodluck to the Jupeb Candidates..[/b][b] Is direct entry list out? tot its only d score dey released |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mercyda(f): 2:26pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
sinaj20:
This is to announce to all Jupeb
candidates who applied for uniben that
you are expected to be in Uniben today,
31 october as you resume to do your face
to face clearance at the school venue.
You are expected to come with all valid
credentials with reference to the
clearance process. Note that the time is
9am at Basement, student center.
So now, while Direct entry candidates
and Jupeb are getting cleared for
resumption, Uniben Jamb candidates are
yet to get the admission list how much
more doing clearance and eventually
resuming. But it's quite certain that after
today, the last day of October, all eyes
will be on the undergraduate applicants.
Therefore we should be expecting the
admission list for the Jamb candidates
from 12 midnight today to Friday
November. But it doesn't have to be
Friday though. After Uniben is cleared
with other entry methods, they will focus
on the Jamb candidates because they are
much and working on them first would
make the whole process delay. That's
why the list has been delayed. After
these other methods are gone, expect the
list guys. No more panicking. Have a nice
day ahead.
Goodluck to the Jupeb Candidates..[/b][b] Please I just got this info about face to face Clearance today, I hope it's not too late going tomorrow? |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by exhibit7432(m): 2:34pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
mercyda:
Please I just got this info about face to face Clearance today, I hope it's not too late going tomorrow? It will be on till Thursday. |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mercyda(f): 2:43pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
exhibit7432:
It will be on till Thursday. Thanks. Any idea about the resumption date? |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by exhibit7432(m): 4:51pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
mercyda:
Thanks. Any idea about the resumption date? Dunno about that |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nuelstar(m): 4:56pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
A lady working in admission office said d admission list is likely to come out on Thursday n it will be in no batch. Am nt trying to convince u dats wat she said.
for more info: Call Nuelstar...08039453241. |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mercyda(f): 5:10pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
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| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mendelian(m): 5:11pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
Nuelstar:
A lady working in admission office said d admission list is likely to come out on Thursday n it will be in no batch. Am nt trying to convince u dats wat she said.
for more info: Call Nuelstar...08039453241. utme student included?? |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nuelstar(m): 5:14pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
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| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 6:16pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
I heard they have given Jupeb admission already please how true. |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mercyda(f): 8:10pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
exhibit7432:
Dunno about that Sorry oh... Is it true everyone has specific dates, as in you are to come on a particular day for Your own clearance? |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by exhibit7432(m): 9:15pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
mercyda:
Sorry oh... Is it true everyone has specific dates, as in you are to come on a particular day for Your own clearance? Am not a jupeb candidates sorry.. I dunno |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Iykestix: 9:44pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
Jackossky:
Kind of i understand what the word ''kinda'' is i was just telling you to be specific, like were you given admission to jupeb or not? |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mercyda(f): 7:10am On Nov 01, 2016 |
exhibit7432:
Am not a jupeb candidates sorry.. I dunno It's okay, tnx |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by amylomo(f): 8:45am On Nov 01, 2016 |
Nuelstar:
A lady working in admission office said d admission list is likely to come out on Thursday n it will be in no batch. Am nt trying to convince u dats wat she said.
for more info: Call Nuelstar...08039453241. |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by amylomo(f): 8:46am On Nov 01, 2016 |
Nuelstar:
A lady working in admission office said d admission list is likely to come out on Thursday n it will be in no batch. Am nt trying to convince u dats wat she said.
for more info: Call Nuelstar...08039453241. Okk... Thanks |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by LilianRichie(f): 9:09am On Nov 01, 2016 |
November is here!
I pray you all benefits from the good things it has to offer. IJN
Happy new month!
With Love. 1 Like |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by jossy91(m): 9:12am On Nov 01, 2016 |
Amen |
| Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Pemale(m): 9:45am On Nov 01, 2016 |
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