Q: How do you know when the wife about to say something smart?
A: The sentence begins with “A man once told me…”

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There’s a clock on the cooker!

Q: Why do men pass gas more than women do?
A: Women never have their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
which one should you let in first?
A: The dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorcee.

Q: I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was
A: Always.

Q: If a guy hasn’t spoken to his wife for 18 months why is that?
A: He doesn’t like to interrupt her.

Q: What food seriously diminishes a woman’s sex drive?
A: Wedding cake

ben~jay:


Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
which one should you let in first?
A: The dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

hehehe!