I fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but I don’t have the guts to ask her out. So i went to see a native doctor popularly called “Baba”. All he demanded from me was 1-month internet data subscription money which i paid and he gave me a ring called
‘Touch and Follow”.
He said, “All you need to do is touch her with this ring and she will follow you”.
I was excited because that was pretty easy.
The next day, when she passing, i created a scene just to draw her attention and i touched her like it was a mistake.
I was expecting her to follow me, but to my biggest surprise she didn’t, rather she moved on and was pressing her phone.
I was disappointed and went home. On getting home, I checked my phone and i saw 9 notifications showing Amanda John is now following me on Twitter, instagram, Eskimi, Badoo, Viber, she even sent me a friend request on Facebook, she also sent me a message on Whatsapp and 2go.
I called Baba immediately to inform him about the situation and he replied me, saying: “My son, We’ve upgraded, everything is now digital!! Bye to
rural village style, Welcome to global village style.
That was why i did not ask you for a c# # k, the
brain of a Mosquito, a Vulture’s eye, the claw of a Lion that is still a Virgin and Groundnut oil but One month internet data to keep me Online with the gods”.
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I laff sha ....cos na lame joke

some people are just foolishly useless