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I came here to check name... Yellow bars no dey carry last But the nigga dull gun.



Nigerians Scamming Americans since 1960... Happy Independence Day!

Obviously the dude is still a learner!

both of dem no get demselves B.T.W shower nigeria wit likes cuz we are 55 2day

Hehehehehehe!!!

Loll...
Bro Tunde's kinda heart tho

Evans Get Luck Sey Im No Jam Igbo Guy.Illiterate Igbo Guy Go Jux Vex Type "bia Nwanem If U No Wan Fall Mugu Abeg Yarn Me".

Yeye tunde be this one ooo.
No spoil my good name pls.

Aminat508:
what I do?

am just attracted to you

Tunde na mumu

Yoloba people disgracing us since 1634


Tunde with his ugly tribal-marked face wants to be friends with his maga

menix:
Tunde dull gan..

As in...major "DULLapo"

Wonders shall never end

Tunde u mumu sha lol

Tunde na nice guy fa....
See as dem start to gist de even give demself advice!

Funny stuff! Indeed that dude is dullard extraordinaire.

hope u dnt expect mi to believe dis lies??

EVAN TUNDE is not a Nigerian but A real ENEMY OF NIGERIA.Any fraudster is an enemy of our great nation.

ragiluhivo:

Evan: why do you steal money from people?
Calvin: i need money for my college fees but i wanna stop i promise i will stop but you people slave us during the 60s

k

Lmao ...See Defense

KeriBaby:
Obviously the dude is still a learner!

very obvious...not just any type, one who would rather be doin something else but is pushed to the wall by some of his friends.

Funny how these guys don't just realize they are going out of business. Here's my own chat with a mumu internet scammer sometime this year on Facebook:

Elizabeth Kemistry: Hello
ME: who is this
Elizabeth Kemistry: Good day! My name is Elizabeth and i am writing from Senegal. Contact me at (elizabeth4u@live.co.uk). I have a project which i would like to discuss with you, to know whether you will have interest to help me execute it. It's very important and urgent. So contact
me at my email for more details.
Best Regards
Miss Elizabeth!

ME: This curse I am placing on you will never go away upon you and generations to come until you go to a good church, confess and accept Christ. Then you write me back to lift the curse

ME: You will NEVER amount to anything good in your life. So shall it be

Elizabeth Kemistry: Haahaha some people can be mad. Anyways there must be a cure to your type of madness, so go get it and get well soon. Anu mpama

ME: Ewu. You think say na play. Watch as trailer will kill you before Christmas

Elizabeth Kemistry: Waka! Banza.

.

This eyoloba boy dull....

d Tunde fumny die, d college fee sef na fmt

ragiluhivo:
A former university colleague ("Evan" passed along this Facebook conversation, which he promises really happened to him. In it, a scammer takes over one of his real-world friend's accounts ("Calvin", pretends to be stranded in London, and asks for money to get a plane ticket and pay hotel bills.

We've asked Facebook about how common these types of scams are -- one made the rounds last November -- and what they do about them. (Update: Facebook response below.) In the meantime, a friendly reminder to be skeptical on the Internet, even when you think you're talking to someone you've known for years.

Calvin: hey

Evan: holy moly. what's up man?

Calvin: i need your help urgently

Evan: yes sir

Calvin: am stuck here in london

Evan: stuck?

Calvin: yes i came here for a vacation
Calvin: on my process coming back home i was robbed inside the hotel i loged in

Evan: ok so what do you need

Calvin: can you loan me $900 to get a return ticket back home and pay my hotel bills

Evan: i think so. that really sucks

Calvin: can you loam me now

Evan: well maybe i don't know that's a lot of $

Calvin: how can you loan me?

Evan: what do you want me to do

Calvin: i want you to loan me $900
Calvin: i promise i pay you back

Evan: how do you want me to loan it to you?

Calvin: you can have the money send via western union

Evan: oh yeah that's true

Calvin: will you go and send it now

Evan: well i don't know

Calvin: you can have it send online now www.westernunion.com

Evan: damn how did you get stuck there

Calvin: i came here for a vacation and i was robbed by some gang

Evan: ok well i want to help you, since we're friends

Calvin: ok. Thanks

Evan: sure thing man
Evan: ok one question

Calvin: are you sending it now?

Evan: what was the name of our high school mascot?
Evan: hello?
Evan: cal?

Calvin: Shawnee Mission Northwest High '01

Evan: what? i know

Calvin: it seems you dont to help

Evan: what of course i do want to help

Calvin: am in a hot sits here and you asking me silly question

Evan: what is hot sits

Calvin: am dead here

Evan: i hope you die there
YOU HACKER
good luck finding someone stupid
bye now

(a few minutes later)

Evan: oh wait. i just realized what an idiot you are and its actually kind of funny

Calvin: are you not dead

Evan: who taught you english?

Calvin: my sister#

Evan: your english is bad
it does not sound like the english of someone from the us
so no one will believe you

Calvin: how can you teach me

Evan: ok i will. but you have to send me $900.

Calvin: they dont send western union here
we only receive

Evan: what country are you in?

Calvin: nigeria

Evan: i have bad news for you
many americans know about nigerians sending emails to this country to try to get money

Calvin: yes

Evan: it is a trick that we know about so we are very careful

Calvin: eeeeeeeeeeeeh

Evan: you will not find a stupid person to send you money

Calvin: i have got some

Evan: well good job
Evan: do you live in lagos or in another city?

Calvin: Lagos
how did you got to know

Evan: i am a student of the world
i would like to travel to lagos

Calvin: lagos is a place to be
to visit
so full of enjoyment
so when are you coming

Evan: why do you steal money from people?

Calvin: i need money for my college fees
but i wanna stop
i promise i will stop
but you people slave us
during the 60s

Evan: we did not have slaves in the 60s

Calvin: but you about the slave trade

Evan: yes that is true
but slaves have been illegal here for almost 150 years

Calvin: i can see that you ae a law student
why can't you become a lawyer

Evan: i will be a lawyer in 2 years when i finish school

Calvin: ok

Evan: how old are you?

Calvin: 27
i need work
i eed a god job

Evan: there are many nigerians in america
do you know anyone who has gone to another country?

Calvin: i know there many nigerian that is in america
i want to come to america
to complte my education

Evan: maybe i will visit someday
i hope you don't steal any more money
good luck finding a job

Calvin: sure.... you will love it

Evan: what is your name?

Calvin: tunde

Evan: i must go tunde
be well my friend

Calvin: cant we be friend
can you add me on your facebook friends

Evan: i am sorry, but due to the odd circumstances of our initial greeting, i must terminate this relationship. i hope you understand.

Calvin: am sorry for that evan

Evan: as am i, tunde
as am i
http://www.businessinsider.com/2009/1/nigerian-scammers-still-roosting-on-facebook

am I the only one noticing that this was intended to advertise Western Union?

Jeez.. i laughed for almost 30mins. Best joke of the year. Bro Tunde is obviously sick!
That part ' but you people slave us during the 60s' almost killed me here! Still laughing..lol

john4reala: Sorry oooo .... I heard about Merlin season 10 is it out and how much

Joke right?

stupid scammers...

This Tunde foolish gannn