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Virgin Groom by vivienne(f): 9:54am On Oct 09, 2006
Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?"

His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."

5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's Unclad and in bed, what do I do now?"

His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again.

"Dad, I'm Unclad and in bed with her, what do I do now?"

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,

"Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!"

Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again.

"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"

Re: Virgin Groom by Douzy(m): 10:41am On Oct 09, 2006
This is f*cking hilarious!
Re: Virgin Groom by oge4real(f): 11:38am On Oct 09, 2006
wao!i wish 2 marry dt kind of groom o.at least no threat of HIV and d like wink wink
Re: Virgin Groom by Douzy(m): 12:45pm On Oct 09, 2006

wao!i wish 2 marry dt kind of groom o.at least no threat of HIV and d like wink wink

Could make your wish come true only if you are also a virgin. . . lol!
Re: Virgin Groom by eminex(m): 12:49pm On Oct 09, 2006
imao! what a damn bloody son he is.
Re: Virgin Groom by dabby(f): 2:50pm On Oct 09, 2006
that groom is pretty slow. lipsrsealed
hope i don't get that kind. wink
Re: Virgin Groom by Damsal(f): 5:10pm On Oct 09, 2006

that groom is pretty slow. lipsrsealed
hope i don't get that kind. wink

Looooool, trust me you wont get a guy like that, those kind are not made anymore.
Re: Virgin Groom by dabby(f): 7:46pm On Oct 09, 2006
damsal i hope so.lol.
Re: Virgin Groom by Oracle(m): 1:47am On Oct 10, 2006
He must have been a truant in school, coz if attended classes he wouldn't have missed sex education lessons.

Funny joke.
Re: Virgin Groom by oge4real(f): 12:11pm On Oct 10, 2006
Douzy,are u tryin 2 say u are like that groom?
Re: Virgin Groom by Douzy(m): 12:44pm On Oct 10, 2006
Kinda, but not as dumb. . . lol!
Re: Virgin Groom by tosinadeda: 6:42pm On Oct 10, 2006
For christ sake what happened 2 d wife also.she should av made some moves
Re: Virgin Groom by Douzy(m): 6:54pm On Oct 10, 2006
I guess the wife was a bloody dumb virgin too.
Re: Virgin Groom by Alexos(m): 8:03pm On Oct 10, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cry

Its a joke anyway, Cos even one wasnt thought anything about sex, when that kinda opportunity comes, no one will tell him what to do. He may not just know how to do the thing perfectly, or the wayits supposed to be done(dont ask me how)

Rib craking.lol
Re: Virgin Groom by Chxta(m): 9:47pm On Oct 10, 2006
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.

He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience.

On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies.

Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's joystick.
"Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love.
After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks,
"What's the matter honey? Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies.
"Just undo them darn knots. I need more rope!"

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Re: Virgin Groom by Memunah(f): 2:15pm On Oct 11, 2006
@ vivienne
dats really funny i doubt if you can still find a guy like dat on this PLANET EARTH.very funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Virgin Groom by Ollmenow(m): 2:26pm On Oct 11, 2006
Kai! Virgin Groom, do u doubt that, well am 27 dis year and will be 28 next year January, I have oppotune to have 2 serious relationship that last in the space of 6-7 years, am not trying to pose here of beg for a believe, but am must tell u i have never have sex with any of them. PLEASE NO BEG 4 BELIEVE!. But the truth is there are still virgin both male and female.

Re: Virgin Groom by angelz(f): 5:26pm On Oct 11, 2006
Dis mind blowing. Guyz can 1 realy get such groom?
Re: Virgin Groom by kennygee(f): 6:38pm On Oct 12, 2006
if such guyz still xist,i my self will rape him if he does not know what to do.
Re: Virgin Groom by shens2006(m): 2:35pm On Oct 21, 2006
f**k. lol
Re: Virgin Groom by yahoo2(m): 8:30pm On Oct 21, 2006
Ollmenow, are you really okay? It is a different thing if you dont have any relationship at all. But after two and still a virgin?
Re: Virgin Groom by kakwe(f): 6:21pm On Oct 28, 2006
Men that guy must really be a dons. If i was his dad i would have disowned him immediately
Re: Virgin Groom by dgb4(m): 11:21am On Jan 25, 2008
the story is hilarious

Ther are a lot of male virgins now sha of which am one of them grin
but i would know what is expected of me if i should find myself in that situation! cheesy
Re: Virgin Groom by Lolabbey: 4:03pm On Mar 11, 2009
u sabi whre dem dey put am
Re: Virgin Groom by clemcykul(f): 4:26pm On Mar 11, 2009
u don dey act as if u sabi bla bla bla
Re: Virgin Groom by Lolabbey: 4:26pm On Mar 11, 2009
me ke?i b omo mumy oo grin grin
Re: Virgin Groom by sylve11: 6:28pm On Mar 11, 2009
sharrap there!
Re: Virgin Groom by teeties(f): 8:07pm On Dec 26, 2012
My male friend of 28yrs is still α̲̅ virgin Ω̴̩̩̩̥‎​‎ not α̲̅ joke.There aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ still people like ‎​D̶̲̥̅̊aτ̲̅... į̸̸̨τ̲̅ is Ūя̲̅ decision.

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