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The Tale Of Sola by adegunwa4real(m): 8:34am On Oct 04, 2015
When Sola was in SS3. His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life".
One day, poor Sola's grandmother came to school to check out how her grandson is doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Sola would be a total waste of time and money.
The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
**** 25years later ****
The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. Fortunately, It was successful.
When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw an handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard, then she gave up the Ghost and died.
The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our dear Sola (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's oxygen machine to connect his Nokia phone charger.
Wait ooo!... Don't tell me you thought that Sola became the doctor?
lol If ah hear.... Sola no know book period!!!!
Sweet Morning..
HAPPY SUNDAY!!!!!!!

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