FACTS ABOUT Nigerian universities


1. Welcome to a school where one credit unit course is
more stressful than 4 credit unit courses.


2. A school where the number of students is 5 times
bigger than the capacity of lecture halls.


3. Welcome to a school that lack lecture halls but during
exams period, you will find out that there are many
vacant halls


4. A school where students living in hostels are more
spoilt and corrupt than students living off campus.


5. Welcome to a school where a guy will live with his
galfriend for one semester,when the result comes out,the
guy's GP will be 4 point while the gal's GP cant even
flash MTN to MTN(O point) and they call it love. Shame!


6. A school where some students always go to night
class with engineering mathematics and end up using it
as pillow when sleeping.


7.Welcome to a school where some students that
normally go to night class everyday peep in the exam
hall more than those students they think that don't know
anything.


8.A school where girls preferred dating school schuttle
drivers and lecturers to students.


9.Welcome to school where "things for sale clothes" are
sold more than garri in the market cos that's where
many gals base.


10. A school where sex is cheaper than One packet of
super pack indomie. That's fact


11.Welcome to a school where the number of guys found
around the female hostels everynight is five times the
number of students found in school library during exam
period.


12. A school where no girl is living in the
village,everybody is living in town. Hmm! See Forming


13. Welcome to school where ugly girls form pass
beautiful ones.


14. A school where everybody is gentle,it will be difficult
to separate the good ones and the bad ones.


15.Welcome to a school where "Genesis 1vs 12 is the
talk point for weed smokers. Read it......


16 If you want to catch many gals,use indomie and egg.
That's true


17. Welcome to a school where many students wasted
their time during lecture hours and remember God few
weeks to the exam and want God to perform miracles for
them in the exam hall. That's fact. Remember in every
nonsense,there must be a sense in it.

We still dey survive

PMB didn't experience all these.

permsec:
PMB didn't experience all these.

which sch did he attend?

RexRoy:
We still dey survive

yea either by hook or by crook,man must survive

So true

lol..true

my browsing speed is sooo slow today,, m :-:

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While would any sane person agree with this trash? If in a school, about 10% of the students live their lives like that does it mean the remaining 90% are doing the same, op those things maybe dominantly seen in your school or polytechnic but at minimal in universities. From my experience in both polyphonic and university, Nigerian students are trying, the major problem is the sadistic nature of the lecturers and learning standards of some schools.

Kingsley1000:
which sch did he attend?

He is an illiterate.

@OP, na only 1 & 2 dey reasonable, the rest are either nonsense or not peculiar to Nigeria!