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| 22 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Unclad Woman! by wetinhappen(m): 12:28am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Whether you’re single or married, high on something or plain-eyed, we beg you in God’s name, please don’t say these 22 things to a Naked Woman. Don’t! 1. “It’s nice that you’re not TOO toned.” Yeah, great, thank you, I’m basically just a pile of melted rubber with eyeballs in it. 2. “Man, you look nothing like my ex.” First of all: Don’t talk about your ex right now. Second of all: Is it because she was a slinky Angelina Jolie-esque female assassin and I’m a pile of melted rubber with eyeballs in it? 3. “Your body’s almost as good as my mom’s.” 4. “I can smell your pussy.” This is one of those things that guys hear in porn and think is sexy to say to you. It’s not. 5. “Don’t be embarrassed, I love small boobs.” You shouldn’t be embarrassed either, I love joysticks that look like Wallace Shawn’s head. 6. “You’d be so pretty if you lost weight.” Put your pants back on, make me a quesadilla, and leave. 7. “Let’s keep the lights off, it’s hotter.” This should be the woman’s call. Every single time... Read on! Click http://www.wetinhappen.com.ng/22-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-naked-woman/
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| Re: 22 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Unclad Woman! by abdulhadi101(m): 12:32am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Wait where are the rest  |
| Re: 22 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Unclad Woman! by Nobody: 12:32am On Oct 13, 2015 |
 I prefer a dim light but plz the curtains must be open... |
| Re: 22 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Unclad Woman! by Cutehector(m): 12:54am On Oct 13, 2015 |
KashyBaby:am quite surprised as to why a good number of people dnt like havn sex wit d lights on |
| Re: 22 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Unclad Woman! by johnydon22(m): 1:14am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Cutehector: I like it but it should be dimly lit. . . Dimly lit rooms i find to be quite romantic or wait i just like staying in dimly lit rooms. But i do also like sex in a nicely normally lit room but darkness? Don't really like that one unless it's one of these "Don't let people notice" crazy quickie we all like to steal sometimes in a dark room with probably people gallivanting around the passages.. |
| Re: 22 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Unclad Woman! by wetinhappen(m): 1:17am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Chai.. Sunday School children... |
| Re: 22 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Unclad Woman! by Nobody: 4:54am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Cutehector: Hahahaha...coz the imagination runs wilder when the lights are turned off...I don't like dark room...dim place will be much sexier |
| Re: 22 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Unclad Woman! by Cutehector(m): 5:44am On Oct 13, 2015 |
KashyBaby:I will go and rush nw and buy a dim bulb  |
| Re: 22 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Unclad Woman! by Nobody: 5:49am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Cutehector: Juz turn d lights out, turn d tv on & open the curtains  ...no need to buy a bulb boo... |
| Re: 22 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Unclad Woman! by Cutehector(m): 6:08am On Oct 13, 2015 |
KashyBaby:thanks for d tip.  |
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