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Here Are Some Of The Best Punchlines From Fayemi’s Senate Screening by segello: 12:02pm On Oct 14, 2015
The ministerial screening has commenced with much suspense and anxiety, among those with impressive performance was Former Governor Dr. Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti State.

He was on the podium for about 50 minutes answering questions from Senators who took a go at him. Fayemi fortunately did not shudder as he took the legislators on a lecture on modern governance and policies. He sure showed the Legislators that he was one of the chief architects of APC’s manifestos.

Fayemi had some very good moments laden with impressive punchlines. We took stock of most of them and select the following as our best 5.

Fayemi Punclines;

On Poverty: “Poverty Is not the problem of Nigeria but Inequality”.

On Terror: “If we’re tough on terror we also need to be tough on the causes of terror.”


On National Interest: “We need to balance our interests between the West (traditional allies), and the BRIC countries”

On Foreign Policy: “We need to sync our foreign policy with Trade & Investment and Defence & Security”

On not being an astute politician: “I consider myself primarily a teacher and researcher, I am a politician by vocation.”
more on...http://nairametrics.com/here-are-some-key-statements-from-fayemis-screening/
Re: Here Are Some Of The Best Punchlines From Fayemi’s Senate Screening by BlackrulesDworld(m): 12:09pm On Oct 14, 2015
Ok
Re: Here Are Some Of The Best Punchlines From Fayemi’s Senate Screening by acenazt: 12:29pm On Oct 14, 2015
How these sentences take be punchlines?? pesin no even know the meaning of punchline e go dey yarn trash

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Re: Here Are Some Of The Best Punchlines From Fayemi’s Senate Screening by Khd95(m): 1:21pm On Oct 14, 2015
Punchline oja wo mo



shey na by punchline abi credibility nd competence,he should b asked,did he utilised all dis while in office as ekiti state gov

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Re: Here Are Some Of The Best Punchlines From Fayemi’s Senate Screening by segello: 1:22pm On Oct 14, 2015
Please suggest a word. would be appreciated
acenazt:
How these sentences take be punchlines?? pesin no even know the meaning of punchline e go dey yarn trash
Re: Here Are Some Of The Best Punchlines From Fayemi’s Senate Screening by acenazt: 3:42pm On Oct 14, 2015
segello:
Please suggest a word. would be appreciated
A Punchline is the funny Part of A Joke and Fayemi wasn't telling a joke.

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Re: Here Are Some Of The Best Punchlines From Fayemi’s Senate Screening by dialfa: 3:47pm On Oct 14, 2015
Talk is cheap.
Yolloba leaders: all talk and no action.

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