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Difference Between Nigerian Relationship And American Relationship by tinziemaine(m): 7:51pm On Oct 19, 2015
American relationship: Ist day= Date 2nd day =hug 3rd day= hug again 4th day= kiss 5th day= long kiss 6th day =sex . Nigerian Relationship: 1st day = Toast 2nd day = Toast again 3rd day = Toast again 4th day = Agree 5th day =Date 6th day = Tried to hug but failed 7th day = Hug 8th day = Tried to kiss but failed 9th day = Kiss 10th day = Long kiss 11th day =Tried to have sex but failed 12th day = Tried to have sex but failed 13th day = Tried to have sex but failed again 14th day = RAPE !!!!!! #TRUE_OR_FALSE!!!!! [b]American relationship: Ist day= Date 2nd day =hug 3rd day= hug again 4th day= kiss 5th day= long kiss 6th day =sex . Nigerian Relationship: 1st day = Toast 2nd day = Toast again 3rd day = Toast again 4th day = Agree 5th day =Date 6th day = Tried to hug but failed 7th day = Hug 8th day = Tried to kiss but failed 9th day = Kiss 10th day = Long kiss 11th day =Tried to have sex but failed 12th day = Tried to have sex but failed 13th day = Tried to have sex but failed again 14th day = RAPE !!!!!! #TRUE_OR_FALSE!!!!! [/b]American relationship: Ist day= Date 2nd day =hug 3rd day= hug again 4th day= kiss 5th day= long kiss 6th day =sex . Nigerian Relationship: 1st day = Toast 2nd day = Toast again 3rd day = Toast again 4th day = Agree 5th day =Date 6th day = Tried to hug but failed 7th day = Hug 8th day = Tried to kiss but failed 9th day = Kiss 10th day = Long kiss 11th day =Tried to have sex but failed 12th day = Tried to have sex but failed 13th day = Tried to have sex but failed again 14th day = RAPE !!!!!! #TRUE_OR_FALSE!!!!!
Re: Difference Between Nigerian Relationship And American Relationship by tunmidon(f): 10:39pm On Oct 19, 2015
True when the guy don tire

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