cupidhero:
We once carried a rival school's sign post from Osisioma junction back to my secondary school located in Eziama in Aba north L.G.A. We did the same ish to a private school located in ogbor hill.
Imagine me foolishly concealing a machete,bayonets and a jack knife to school. Thank God i'm all grown and wiser now. I won't even walk with a bunch of keys on my jeans or chinos currently. Growing up has realy changed my life.

kadree:
Georgina! Georgina!! Wetin my eye c because of u still neva fit comot for my mind since1997, den in j s s 3. because of Georgina I decided to face dis brief, lil thick guy who find no oda place to always find comfort apart from Georgina's rader . I lie to my friends say d guy dey always dey abuse all of us but meanwhile, na only me know say na just because of Georgina i dey vex wit d guy.
Well, it got to a point where we av to show our strength, nai dem set us(gidigbo) *to d public school goers, I hail oo* Bn a tall boy n one who was a strong fan of jackie chan, na I first throw one kick wey I don dey imagine for months as e go take b for my opponent body. So wen it was time wit d small stout stature looking guy, I felt "Oh God, tnk u for dis fud"
As I throw my long leg, nai dis guy jus weave go side n d nxt tin wey I c, na my tall body wey suspend for air n before I go say make I analyse wetin dey apun, na ground d guy dey from get nice time wit my face. My face just dey welcome all d punch wey d guy dey throw. Make God elp me bless dat guy wey come save life dat day. up till nw, I don't know y d guy took it so personal wit me. I get up wit my swollen face, dust my body, pick my school sandal, sofri dey go house.
I reach house, greet mumsy, she answer without d expected questions. before I ask of fud, she don serve me already. I eat enta rum go slp.
Later for nite wen popsy don balance well for sitting room,dey listen to him favorite sound *dat old instrumental wey dey welcome NTA CHANNEL 10 NEWS for nite, na my mama unleash d ballistic question "wetin do u for eye?" nai I answer "wen I dey come bck from school, I hit my face for iron rode" mumsy open mouth for like 5 minutes without finding d strength to close it . Her look was like "wich kind olodo b dis? even up to d point of telling gud lies?lolz A funny past moment I swear

Swaqwiz:
Live with my guidiance then in ibadan, their is this girl called joy chai nah she brilliant pass buh she no gree date me after lotta letters to woe her huh

takoi:
Some old men are still doing shameful things because of women to this day.

Ooh! The most beautiful girl in d class was crushing on me but I turned a blind eye just to please my niggas. I really missed.

Bobbyjay001:
Back in Js2,I remember holding two girls by their bre*sts while separating them during a fight. I did it with a friend. We were eventually caught and reported to a teacher. I was nicked named bre*st1 while my friend was called bre*st2. It took about a whle term before the name was forgotten.

Another event I can remember was in Ss1. My dad bought a pair of school uniform for me. The shirt was sewn with labcoat materials(our uniform was/is white shirt on blue short for boys in Js1-ss2). The first I wore it to school, immediately my friends saw it,the named me "ase ogi" (meaning pap sieve). I was embarassed around the girls.

bettercreature:
Those girls were not actually pretty we were just too young,15 years later,checking some of them on facebook and instagram and i was dissapointed!
It was all about letter writting

Khd95:
I attended one of d most notorious sec school in Gbagada,lagos.

D craziest i ve done was to press my class captain's boobs in d class witout any1 noticing,dis bae is damn full chooi.

We both rested our heads on d table nd got talkin,dnt even no how my hands crossed her back nd rested on her navels,slowly i shifted up,wen i finaly arrived at d terminus,i run my fingers over her full bobby,i xpected her to slap me or push me away,omor d shenkez chill ni oo.

I pressed nd pressed nd pressed nd pressed nd pressed,some coded bois noticed my silence,cos i dy disturb wella for class,they knew wat was goin on...atlast she warned me not to tell any1 or she go kill me

Richy4:


I did for 2hours or so before the prefect told the guy that that was enough.

excess4luv:


so u follow all those guys hijacking school sign post those days. Aba was really hot then before the advent of bakassi boys.....

jamalchance:


Funniest post I have seen all weekend .... Shame no dey catch u as u tok am

jamalchance:


Funniest post I have seen all weekend .... Shame no dey catch u as u tok am

Elosky20:
those days in skul was one of the bullies then.so there was this girl i was eyeing but there was a guy she loves more.so on this particular day i cornered both of them on a bush path while going home so told the guy to start running home, but he refused, so we started fighting o next thing i saw my self on the floor recieving blows o, only for the girl in question to assume the role of a ref. i saw hell that day, to make matters worse he called the girl to come and feed me with sand and grass. i have to leave skul to save my face


CC:
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I remembered when I was in JSS3 during extension( an easter holiday coaching for JSS3 and SSS3 students)


That's how my friend Tomisin wrote a love letter to one girl called Jumoke as he showed me to help him to Edit it, I'm a good love letter Editor


He was afraid to put it, I gave d guy courage but he was still afraid, as he was panicking about the letter

The letter mistakenly entered d girl locker


Through a tiny hole... Funny tho d girl locker was locked with these Tokoz Padlock.

And we can't break it, cos it might lead to another punishment



Monday Morning came, Nah so d girl enter class open locker see Tomisin love letter, Tomisin sef dey feel himself say Nah him get d babe.


Uno what d girl came to where Tomisin was seating, gave him 3 dirty and beautiful slaps


The class was shocked as Tomisin couldn't revenge by beating her, They later discover he wrote a love letter.


His case was reported to d VP Mr Obas Nah so dem talk say make him cut grass for 3 weeks





After we left High school




You know what.... Tomisin and Jumoke met at Uni




And you know what happened



They're dating now....



I mean dey love themselves like kilode now







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jamalchance:
Am I the only Nigeria guy that never wrote love letter during my pry/sec skul days ?