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Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 8:30pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by slimfresh(m): 8:30pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
Ok na dis one wey all of una dey spit waffi lingo........CAN SOME ONE TRANSLATE THIS CONVERATION teacher: good morning stupid stubborn class Class: good morning unco God bless not you very much sir Teacher: what! In my class? Oworitapko: wetin be what? Wetin be wetin uno? Wetin be what? Teacher: oworitapko who made you head of this class? Oworitapko: Oruwe! Area! Class: hee! Oworitapko: I sey area! Class: hee! Oworitapko: nor be dis small class wey you see unco? Lockup, I sey lockup. In fact as you see me so I don spread class ur major activities for apian way Teacher: apian what? Oworitapko: shotopu urugbulue! yeye Tisha wey dey tish us nonsense.....after u don tish us to be beta beta students sey we future go be like treasure, you go pianti enta area go dey flenjo rag na measure for oshopo kona you nor dey feel me so? Wey u dey take choko, vegetable grass bah? Gbana, moinmoin and moroko...Tisha! I say lockup u dey fuckup. |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by acada111(f): 8:58pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
Henrypraise: Lol....it means fine chics plenty for the zone. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 9:22pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ: Guy you too much.. asin you murder me for the slangs sha.. u they represent. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Rapmoney(m): 9:53pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ:Area, I hail you! Deh say if fish dor too tay for river, deh go call am juju!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by seagulsntrawler: 10:02pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
I spent some months in Delta state between 2002 and 2003 and it was indeed a memorable experience. I really found slangs used by drivers and conductors very funny and amusing. E.g Conductor: Guy,when you reach Beeland make you anchor there. Driver: ok Conductor: Abeg flash me sky there. Don't know how popular the slang below is: Armed Robber: Guy, if you nor run, I go light you!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by raywise17(m): 10:44pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
Warri get slang pass any part of nija so tey if u dey gartherin wey ur friends no dey u no go understant 1 single tin....to have sex in warri mean quash or bourging or enjoymenr...while chele or dicharge me run. |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 11:18pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
Goodboiyy: Kpoko for you.your teeth complete,u noh get ebeke.This guy noh sey Warri noh dey carry last. |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 11:20pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
Rapmoney: I dey feel ur marra dye 2 Likes |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 11:31pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
Demigods: Oh boy le,ur teeth complete o.u really enter class that year.u noh play skilolo when teacher dey teach. For the marra,all the Orphorpise( wizo) when dey reason our marra their fuel go finish this nite as dem dey fly their groundnut kanda.Because Baba God pass them. Make I go corky for my bed. |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Tcapello: 11:45pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
Haven stayed in lag, warri and now pH...I can confam DAT waffi slang mk brain pass |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Jennifer89(f): 4:48am On Oct 30, 2015 |
Anyhow ogoro must jump! |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 7:44am On Oct 30, 2015 |
DBriteLitehouse: Loooooooooolzzzzzzzzz confirm issue, I pray baba God continue they giv ur head more oil o, strs no easy. |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by rockafela(m): 8:04am On Oct 30, 2015 |
eterisan: TRANSLATED: I was passing thru agbasa bridge last nyt on. My way to see my girlfrnd, the angry area boys. Apprehended me and snatched my phone, on my way back with my friends to collect it I discovered there are policemen arooundd so I decided to wait but all Thesame no problm. END BTW I found out many pple on the thread were speaking urhobo and isoko sayin it's slangs abeg una make una nor change am for us. 2 Likes |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by eterisan(m): 9:24am On Oct 30, 2015 |
rockafela: rockafela:guy u tyt pass kpeku shell wey close. Noty does u |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Lovechyld101(m): 11:32am On Oct 30, 2015 |
Warri slang no just sweet sounds like nursery rhyme !!! |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by marcondo13: 7:40pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
Area,kpafiondo for una! I dey feel una. Shuo, na Nairaland be this? Where una dey since sef? All of una just chuck in for one corner since! I just wish say Errigga or Shaun Bebe dey Nairaland,make him come blow our heads with some lyrics wen dirty pass the pocket for jazz man skirt! Abeg,make I save my battery cos no light for my cahbam! 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 9:26pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
Demigods: Like this like this,this your prayer come at the right time.E be like sey u be Bishop of the world pastor o.This prayer just ginger my spirit o. |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 9:29pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
marcondo13: I dey feel you brotherly.BEDC marra tire person o. Like this like this ehen,I dey enter Baba God cahbam to give am some kiromomo steps.you know every.make e for noh lost,this hosanna night marra dey take place for all Winners Chapel branches worldwide. Area! kpoko for all of una for NL.all of una teeth complete,e noh get ebeke. |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 11:34pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
DBriteLitehouse: Carry on, nothing do you my guy. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by fratermathy(m): 12:47am On Oct 31, 2015 |
daxlasaint: Na so ose. Follow me Waka, follow me Waka naim slave trade take start. |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by daxlasaint(m): 9:34am On Oct 31, 2015 |
fratermathy: This one good, this one good naso craze man take dey gather load 2 Likes |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 9:44am On Oct 31, 2015 |
daxlasaint:Love ur neighbour as yourself nai make Papa Rukevwe get 20 wives today so 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by daxlasaint(m): 12:19pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ: Nobody dey fear juju wen dem dey use water serve... Before juju enter shrine back e must tear clothe... 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 1:02pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
daxlasaint:Them dey pursue fine animal enter bush, Pig say na because him dodge, naim make them nor catch am |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by fratermathy(m): 1:42pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ: Temper hot, tempter hot; make dem use am boil rice. Fly when de dodge flying bullet, who get house na broom e go use kill am. |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 2:14pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
fratermathy:them no de find virgin for maternity ward 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by daxlasaint(m): 2:52pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ: For inside pot wen beef day kpomo dey count e sef as oga.... |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 3:08pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
daxlasaint:to worwor nor be old age Over-familiarity nai nor dey make man chop house-rat |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by fratermathy(m): 3:19pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ: Na pickin when nor know e mama boyfriend de call am uncle. Na only ogbori go compare fish teeth and nama yansh |
Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Nobody: 3:43pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
fratermathy:Na Help when dem tell water make e help boil meat na im e take turn to soup |
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