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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 4:36pm On Nov 15, 2015
braine:



But you have to know how to do it! Its one thing I believe women should have; as its a good managerial skill. Even if you're rich and can buy all the seller's good.

That is what you think not what I think

I can manage but I don't like haggling.
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Dyt(f): 4:39pm On Nov 15, 2015
wiZbanky:
so u are Idayat? Can I get to see ur pix?

You want to turn Mario niyen?
Idaya to dun
Idaya to shion
Idaya to fine
Wan ma n pe ni omo ti kowe tondo
cheesy cheesy
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Dyt(f): 4:39pm On Nov 15, 2015
Bwaal:


so Ur name is idayat I catch u idayat turn dyt

Its same na lol
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by NanciaKay(f): 4:40pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy

Lol! Naija mums no go kill person. My mama the suprise me any time we go market. love you too much mama
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 4:42pm On Nov 15, 2015
rotimize:
Dat mum nah from ijebu for sure
LOL ...
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by homirefacuny(m): 4:43pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
Hilarious... You Don go market with mum sote you can write a book on that topic.
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by kaylad1(m): 4:45pm On Nov 15, 2015
Mum: How much for this cloth?
Seller: Madam na 5K
Mum: Make I give you 4K
Seller: Okay, bring Money
Mum: What of 3k?
Seller: >>>>"
shout out to my mum.
Happy Birthday Mum!
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by xynerise: 4:49pm On Nov 15, 2015
Some buyers can be so annoying undecided
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Resilience: 4:51pm On Nov 15, 2015
Truth is if the seller agrees too quickly for my price, I will feel cheated and that I didn't price well.
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by HaneefahRN(f): 4:52pm On Nov 15, 2015
Ah! My mum dey try for tht area, and it has rubbed off on me although I'm still nt as gud as her. I disliked haggling once bt nw I don wise, I can remember when I went for a conference from sch to Delta then, and they were selling bread we buy for N150-200 here at N250, I didn't knw when I said na 200 na. The seller said they dnt haggle bread, I asked him who wrote the law. But it was funny sha.
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 4:55pm On Nov 15, 2015
grin
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by paulzee94(m): 5:07pm On Nov 15, 2015
That woman da remind me of my mumsi.....
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by czarr(m): 5:09pm On Nov 15, 2015
Times are really hard...
You've got to haggle grin
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Dailyfavour(m): 5:10pm On Nov 15, 2015
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everday



I for like know ur mum to get some skill especially for this december time, make I tey finish all those seller, me don fall victim tired in d name of pitying those seller.
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by FRANKOXY(m): 5:19pm On Nov 15, 2015
NO NAIRALANDER HAS THIS KIND OF MUM O.
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by bummyla(m): 5:21pm On Nov 15, 2015
Almost Every Mum Was Like That! http://www.bummyla.com
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by NaijaCuzin: 5:23pm On Nov 15, 2015
Lalasticala mum....
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by yhemsy62(m): 5:28pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy

lol grin grin grin
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by jomoh: 5:30pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy

Make she no try dis with pepper seller o.

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: why u no com carry am. You for no pay. Ole. You better go dey rob.
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by youngguru23(m): 5:41pm On Nov 15, 2015
Why them no go haggling, The seller go take person for mugu ni... The actual price maybe #1000, dem go dy call am #3000...

I trust my mama grin

She no d deal baje
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by onatisi(m): 5:45pm On Nov 15, 2015
Hafyz23:
By d time she'd divide the price into 5,I wud just put my hands on my head say "mogbe".
I remember one day, I even shouted "Maami how could you price diz leather sandals #400 when d seller said it's #1200 last?"
Ur own mom even try
Seller: Mama na 1200 for 1 sandal
My mom: Ok ,no problem ,I wan buy plenty

Seller feels happy ,reaches for polybag

My mom:so how much for 3 sandals
Seller :3600 ,last is 3200
Mom:Baba kilode!I am buying plenty ooo,let me give you 1000

Seller snatches sandals away from her ,by this time I am beginning to feel embarrassed .

Mom: Ok I will add 200

Seller looks at her as if he wan shoot her
Seller: Ok bring money,na early morning .
Mom searches her bag
Mom:na 1100 dey here ooo. Make I bring am

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by kingsarch2000: 5:47pm On Nov 15, 2015
Your mum was training you how to bargain. I passed through that training too. Lool. It was furstrating then. But I reap the benefit now. Give it up to our mum.
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Eddy2cute(m): 5:49pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
lol ur mum na real ijebu woman hehehehe
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by hannah55(f): 5:50pm On Nov 15, 2015
[quote author=SAMBARRY post=39622055][/quote] Na so Nigeria women b.
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 5:58pm On Nov 15, 2015
ElleAllen:

there's really no need to explain how much comes in
H-being..' Na ya maale? D exact money code isint written dea..so shift'

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by bolliejay(m): 6:05pm On Nov 15, 2015
GP2015:
Mum: How much for this cloth?
Seller: Madam na 5K
Mum: Make I give you 4K
Seller: Okay, bring Money
Mum: What of 3k?
Seller: >>>>

Seller: ok pay. Na because l Neva sell since morning
Mum: 2.5k(open her bag and drop 2.5k)..e no pass 2k . for Lagos...lol.
Seller: picks up the money....alaaroro oshi.
Case closed!
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by johnnday222(m): 6:08pm On Nov 15, 2015
dat ur mum even pay up 1300# is surprising.... my mum wil stil price it down to around 800 cos we need 2h for tf bak home....
LOL.... IYADE,best mama to ever liveth!!!
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Chestar5(f): 6:09pm On Nov 15, 2015
Just remembered my moms' haggling skills, that day we wanted to buy meat
The seller said #1500, the next tin my mom said is no b #400.
See as bone full the meat and i was lyk shocked lipsrsealed
funny enough we bought it @ dat price sad.....
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 6:10pm On Nov 15, 2015
darlenese:


You are such a bad writer ,

Effect of selling weed cry

Hey sis

Shortening of words dosint make one a bad writer or probably cause of d way i made use of (comma;fullstop in d post ).



Quoting to get likes is callow sis.

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by espn(m): 6:11pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
I love ur mum can she be my inlaw??
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Ryda(m): 6:17pm On Nov 15, 2015
Shoutout to all d mumc around d world.

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