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My Experience Today by zinolurv(m): 9:36am On Nov 07, 2015
So yesterday I went to the pharmacy to buy some vitamin pills for my self and my cousin requested i should get Andrew Liver salt for him. I bought two and because they had no change to give to me i collected one more to make up for it.
When I got home, I gave him two and decided to take one since I love the feel in the mouth, not because i needed it.
I enjoyed it. But thereafter my stomach has been bloated and making me uncomfy.
This Saturday morning i had to go to church for a special service. Luckily i was early so only just about 20 people had arrived before me. Meanwhile,on my way to church while driving, i was just farting in the car. But it was without odour. Now sitting at the front row in church. I decided to release one last one befor service commenced since i knew no one will hear or percieve it. To my greatest dismay. This one exploded with a loud bang that ended everybody's discussion. sad Me i just started pushing the chairs around me like i was looking for something..
Re: My Experience Today by Isaacmacdon(m): 9:39am On Nov 07, 2015
Lol
Re: My Experience Today by zinolurv(m): 1:06am On Nov 16, 2016
Not a small matter o
Re: My Experience Today by greatwhite(m): 1:21am On Nov 16, 2016
Lol
Re: My Experience Today by Blessedgurl(f): 4:18am On Nov 16, 2016
Hehehehe

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