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| DUI - Driving Under the Influence by vizion: 2:17pm On Nov 01, 2005 |
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy." |
| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by vizion: 3:00pm On Nov 01, 2005 |
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" |
| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by bagoma(f): 8:36pm On Nov 01, 2005 |
 oh vizion you've really made my evening. i've been laughing so loud everyone is wondering if i'm alright? but come o, if you be the policeman what would you do at that point.   |
| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by fabian(f): 2:14pm On Nov 08, 2005 |
More! More! More! |
| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by clemcykul(f): 11:37am On Oct 10, 2008 |
more of this pls lol |
| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by Scopium: 6:41pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Those are good jokes more please! [/size] |
| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by ituen(m): 5:27am On Oct 11, 2008 |
this is really amazing |
| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by Scopium: 9:57am On Oct 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]You can say that again  [/size] |
| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Oct 13, 2008 |
i wunt |
| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by Scopium: 1:55pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I ain't talking to you[/size] |
| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by randyE(m): 2:15pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
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| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by Nobody: 2:19pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
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| Re: DUI - Driving Under the Influence by Nobody: 2:28pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
Posted on: November 01, 2005, 02:17 PM Posted by: vizion |
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