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Generous Man by vizion: 2:45pm On Nov 01, 2005
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
Re: Generous Man by bagoma(f): 8:40pm On Nov 01, 2005
oh my! na wa o, he he he he wink cheesy grin cheesy grin wink cheesy
Re: Generous Man by Scorpio(f): 8:41pm On Nov 01, 2005
oh snap! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Generous Man by nike4luv(f): 8:43pm On Nov 01, 2005
wow..niceeeeeeee cheesy
Re: Generous Man by layi(m): 12:34am On Nov 05, 2005
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
Re: Generous Man by Rolly: 6:12pm On Nov 07, 2005
oh snap!
Re: Generous Man by fabian(f): 2:11pm On Nov 08, 2005
Wicked! na wah, he thought he was going to get some decent food, not knowing he was going to be turned into a lawn mower! Hehehehe
Re: Generous Man by djcrooky(m): 5:35pm On Nov 11, 2007
wow generous indeed.
i brought it fro page 85
Re: Generous Man by finekid(m): 5:46pm On Nov 11, 2007
Hahahahaha, nice one there grin grin grin

@djcrooky: frm pg 85?! I say kudos for going that far!
Re: Generous Man by spoilt(f): 5:49pm On Nov 11, 2007
good one. hehehe!

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