, Since the wife was eight months into her Pregnancy, the husband had to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he had been desperate for quite a while.
Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curls up on the floor; eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire,
Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out 500 bucks, and gives it to him.
"Here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight,  and remember that this happens only once,  ok? Don't think about it
again" she said.The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, grabs the money and leaves quickly,
A few minutes later, he returns, and hands the money back to his wife and says with much disappointment: She said this is not enough. She wants one thousand,
The wife's face slowly turns red with anger. "Damn that naughty woman,  when she was pregnant and her husband came over here,  I charged him only five hundred, " The guy collapsed!!!.

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Where is the joke?

Studio CFR:

Where is the joke?

you don come again,

no be small u come again,i no kw wetin dey wori dis STUDIO abi na THEATRe. d guy no dey eva see joke,una nid to buy am glasses oh

^^ lol

The joke is between Studio's legs

d guy get legs? i bin tink say na only big mouth e get oh

Oh my gosh

cynthoney:

d guy get legs? i bin tink say na only big mouth e get oh

erm. . .well, the joke is between where his legs ought to be

hmm lol, una don start o

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@ poster,nice one

*Burns down stale thread*

** Pour kerosene on the fire **

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Is this laughter or your car is doing hard starting?

Advice am make him go sell the car buy battery