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7 Reasons Why You Should Hate Nigeria by Jovago: 2:42pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Having travelled the world, you get a pretty fair view on how fascinating some countries and the cultures they carry can be. In the spirit of repartee and with a pinch of salt, Jovago.com, Africa’s largest hotel booking portal presents 7 reasons why you should take a second look at the most populous black nation in the world. 1. Because their men are great lovers Ever been kissed by a Nigerian man? They smile at you and you are hooked! There is no actual word for their form of kissing but it’s akin to having your lips plugged to a suction pipe, an embrasser avec la langue of sorts which leaves you coming back for more. 2. Because we’ve been allowed to believe that Nigerian women can’t get slim Current diet books claim that Nigerian women are chubby because they eat only fresh beef, all day. However, the truth is that their obesity rates are lower than other parts of the continent and they feed on a diet rich in fiber. The fact that Agbani Darego went on to win the Miss World pageant in 2001 is further proof. 3. They have no chill for wildlife, too All flying and crawling creatures are for food in this country. In 2015, millions of chickens and goats are force-fed with grass in order to produce enough meat for a single meal. Heck, there’s a part of Nigeria where dogs are considered a delicacy. How adventurous is that?! 4. Because they love humour Have you heard a Nigerian laugh before? Utter bliss! Before the Revolution, the French invented the word l’esprit, which means ‘wit’, but the term “humour” had no comparison until this group of people were created. At the slightest tickle, they burst in rib-racking laughter with mirth bubbling from their belly. No wonder they are called the happiest people on the planet. 5. And they think their cooking is the best in the world Nigerian’s version of a gourmet meal is a delight to eat. They boast of 5-star multichain hotels with international standard chefs and when the platter each served, the dishes are large enough to cater to a football team. Who knows, maybe this is what makes their dishes so popular. Coincidence, yeah? 6. Because they love Fela In 1969, Fela went on tour of the United States as the first authentic black musician to play in 10 American cities. His fame did not stop there. With his quick tongue and witty disposition, he soon became a primary target of the military regime he fought against. Although, he died of AIDS and had a heavy drug problem, Fela’s music went platinum long before Nigerian music gained global recognition. 7. And they hate rock ‘n’ roll At least most of them do. It’s strange how you see them gyrating to a class of music called afropop, which a lot of rhythm by the way.Yes, their artistes have won countless awards around the globe and yes, their excitement is infectious sometimes…when you are at the club, this is all that matters! |
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should Hate Nigeria by hamzakito(m): 2:48pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
hmmmm am even confused self God did not see anywhere to create me into, but created me into Africa, He did not see any good place but created me into Nigeria, He didn't see any good place to create me into in Nigeria but he created me into kogi State... chai na wa oooooooh.... sha proudly nigerian, proudly kogite... |
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should Hate Nigeria by Kingy10: 2:54pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
I don't even understand |
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should Hate Nigeria by Favparis(f): 2:55pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Your views though |
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should Hate Nigeria by Nobody: 2:55pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
I wonder how some people eat animals like snakes and recently a hyena. |
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should Hate Nigeria by DahtzFestjayz: 2:56pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Am confused o |
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should Hate Nigeria by Dekatron(m): 7:53pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Thats how we roll!! #Naija |
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