Given the recent appalling display and worst title defence ever portrayed by the team that won the league last season and by some distance, The FA has released new rules just to save Chelsea from relegation.

See Rules Below:
1. Chelsea will be allowed to file 13players during home games and 15 during away games.
2. If they win 2 consecutive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty.
3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal
4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch.
5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitutions.
6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose
7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.
8. If chelsea happen to take the lead against any opposition, such goal will be recorded as 2goals
9. No more red cards for chelsea players while yellow cards will be awarded only in extreme cases.
10. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty regardless of where the tackle was made.
11. If chelsea eventually happen to win the FA cup, regardless of their eventual position in the league, they will permitted to participate in the following year UCL.
12. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing.


















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Ha ha,,, dem go still go relegation wid dos favours.. Caused team

boboLIL:
Ha ha,,, dem go still go relegation wid dos favours.. Caused team

not after ƌ̲̣̣̣̥є̲̣̥¥ assign Clattenburg to officiate all their BPL matches and to blow in their favour

boboLIL:
Ha ha,,, dem go still go relegation wid dos favours.. Caused team

not after ƌ̲̣̣̣̥є̲̣̥¥ assign Clattenburg to officiate all their BPL matches and to blow in their favour...lol..their story is gonna change soon

Congrats to vickyrotex in advance

boboLIL:
Ha ha,,, dem go still go relegation wid dos favours.. Caused team

Caused indeed

eleko1:
Congrats to vickyrotex in advance

I fit give you blow ooo

VickyRotex:

Caused indeed

loser,, na mistake... Cursed b1tch

VickyRotex:


I fit give you blow ooo

nah me write the rules

eleko1:
nah me write the rules

U guys should cease fyting b4 it leads to reversal of the rules

VickyRotex:

.I dey com Mabushi to see my old paid soon

eleko1:
.I dey com Mabushi to see my old paid soon

Hehehehehe.

Before the year runs out abi?

We no wan see you here o

I be terrorist abi?

VickyRotex:


Hehehehehe.

Before the year runs out abi?

We no wan see you here o

eleko1:
I be terrorist abi?

Yelz!!!

soro niyen....