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See Insult by DONFASZY(m): 2:36pm On May 18, 2009
for a tall working class sexy guy

What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Who the hell told you that you are attractive? Mr. Magoo? You're the kind pathological liar who even lies to an insult generator. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal Bleep; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. How come you're so tall? Did your mother mate with a giraffe? Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Professional, my ass. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, uber-incompetent fuckwit. That's a sexy outfit you're wearing. Who shot the couch? I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is wrote something down for me; Oh, yeah, "Bleep off." May you live a long life and be the butt of many jokes to come.
Re: See Insult by romsky: 2:49pm On May 18, 2009
na u dem yab so bah
Re: See Insult by Ben13: 2:51pm On May 18, 2009
hear insult
Re: See Insult by Lolabbey: 2:55pm On May 18, 2009
don fazzy ,sorry . . . . na u babe yab reach like dis
Re: See Insult by DONFASZY(m): 3:00pm On May 18, 2009
common word for joke section, lol, lola, u drunk?

na joke section b dis, no b life experience, u even know the meaning?

ben20000000001, this joke is not for kids, it is for 18yrs n above
Re: See Insult by romsky: 3:02pm On May 18, 2009
u tu dey lie
nobody go beat u if u confess abeg i no lyk fronting dudes
Re: See Insult by Lolabbey: 3:05pm On May 18, 2009
i lik u
Re: See Insult by Ben13: 3:06pm On May 18, 2009
Don fazy wey never reach my pikin age dey talk. Lola, pls let him knw o jare
Re: See Insult by romsky: 3:10pm On May 18, 2009
d boi no dey hia even read well 4 afternoon cus he be partial albino
Re: See Insult by DONFASZY(m): 3:11pm On May 18, 2009
ben20001, no b ur fault, na ur pikin dey help u type to say ur mind, u sidon by him side there dey learn from ur pikin, grandpa,
Re: See Insult by romsky: 3:13pm On May 18, 2009
sharrap its called reaping from investment
Re: See Insult by Ben13: 3:14pm On May 18, 2009
Lol. he has finally admitted I'm not his age grade. little Donfazy my boi wink
Re: See Insult by sylve11: 3:43pm On May 18, 2009
see insult cool
Re: See Insult by romsky: 4:22pm On May 18, 2009
d boi tink say we just dey hia dey luk dubbish
Re: See Insult by Lolabbey: 10:26am On May 19, 2009
elders
Re: See Insult by Ben13: 10:42am On May 19, 2009
wink
Re: See Insult by Lolabbey: 11:16am On May 19, 2009
afoju
Re: See Insult by Ben13: 11:20am On May 19, 2009
I learn am from you
Re: See Insult by romsky: 11:22am On May 19, 2009
she don forget say one eye man is a king in d land of d blinds
Re: See Insult by Ben13: 11:24am On May 19, 2009
See insult
Re: See Insult by Lolabbey: 11:29am On May 19, 2009
y u sef open one eye allow one small boi dey insult u
Re: See Insult by Ben13: 11:33am On May 19, 2009
the small boi papa sef get one eye. no be e fault
Re: See Insult by Abbygyal(f): 11:39am On May 19, 2009
lol, SEE INSULT, !
Re: See Insult by Lolabbey: 11:41am On May 19, 2009
come,na who insult u?
Re: See Insult by romsky: 11:43am On May 19, 2009
no mind i-be-boi
Re: See Insult by Ben13: 11:44am On May 19, 2009
lol
Re: See Insult by Abbygyal(f): 11:52am On May 19, 2009
lol romade
its Abigail nt i-bi boi, lolz joka
Re: See Insult by Ben13: 11:57am On May 19, 2009
see correction o; dem tell you say romade no see well before e call your original name?
Re: See Insult by spenchuks(m): 11:58am On May 19, 2009
see insult! shocked
Re: See Insult by Bbeee: 12:05pm On May 19, 2009
u sure say no b blee dey insult studio lyk so? shocked shocked
Re: See Insult by Ben13: 12:07pm On May 19, 2009
you too like that couple
Re: See Insult by Abbygyal(f): 12:08pm On May 19, 2009
lol@ ben,

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