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Request For Salary Increase. by Bolarge(m): 9:56am On May 20, 2009
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for salary increase !!!


Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$, employee$, who have given $o much $upports and $ervice$ to the orgrani$ation.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Nomani $mith



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


Dear NOmani,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has been changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well yet.

NOw, newspaper indicates world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the country may fall into aNOther recession. I wish it will NOt happen soon.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
MariNO PoNO



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Re: Request For Salary Increase. by Abbygyal(f): 9:59am On May 20, 2009
looolz cheesy nice one!
Re: Request For Salary Increase. by bayoozee: 12:59pm On May 20, 2009
Haha.
Smart worker. Smarter boss.
Re: Request For Salary Increase. by Bbeee: 1:28pm On May 20, 2009
lol,
Re: Request For Salary Increase. by romsky: 1:43pm On May 20, 2009
miser dey work 4 miser
Re: Request For Salary Increase. by sylve11: 3:07pm On May 20, 2009
misery cool
Re: Request For Salary Increase. by Lolabbey: 3:44pm On May 20, 2009
how much do u earn

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