this pikin na swear be that or wetin? no make me talk o

Oya talk!!!!!!!!!tell them how you burnt the chicken the other day,or how you put sugar in soup cos you couldn't tel the difference between sugar and salt,or how you gave us dogfood to eat cos u burnt all the food in de house?You keep poisoning us with your wrong cooking!!!! I pity that poor young man you are planning to shackle

you promised to keep that episode a secret, wat're you doing to me? 

heheheheheheheheheeee(laffing mischieviously and rubbing hands together in glee,with eyes gleaming wickedly)serves you right,twinny,serves you right.Now let me see who will come to marry you.I will marry b4 you.

^{*callin ocho*}

well,i will singlehandedly floor you and ocho sicky put together hands down.hmmm,call her if you like

I'm so reporting you to my mom, she's going to beat you

add her also to you and ocho,hahahaa!!!I will bring Z4M4EVA to give you a gooooood beating!!!!she got my back you know?

fear let? abeg make i see road jo

Scorpio:

fear let? abeg make i see road jo

hmmm....aside from being a lousy cook,you are blind?this is getting interesting.No wonder

you know,men like food very well,(over well).

Men abeg, let no body slap me.

hmmmmm

snazzydawn:

hmmm.aside from being a lousy cook,you are blind?this is getting interesting.No wonder

sharap b4 i do something to tosin

But suppose a lady cannot cook, cannot dress, cannot put her own makeup, cannot satisfy her husband in bed. I mean that is not good either, yes?

lawd have mercy!!!at least she has to be good at something!!!

Once a lady is good on bed, she is definitely going to be good in every other thing (all rounder). Experience they say is the best teacher. Once she knows how to make u feel like a man, automatically she will be good at cooking, washing and finally, be a good wife. She knows how to make u happy in all ramification of life.

@Kenflavour...Oh lawd, pls don't tell me u'll fall for that crap too

We are getting to the surreal here.

Scorpio, that it just the truth. A friend told me that my first year in the University and years later I believed him.

So you never learned anything from uni then

I know eh, chrisd tell him jor

Let me give you an example of my experience and what I learned from uni.

When I was in Jr. High, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts.

In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big breasts!!

poor you!!!you have got issues!!!

Me? What issues have I got. It was them who had pshychotic delusions, not me.

So tell me in which category do you go?

any babe that thinks the way to my heart is thru my stomach missed a little too high. go down a bit...

That's the way to your heart? Well can be ok for some time but you got to live with her all days long not just couple of minutes during sex.

chrisd:

That's the way to your heart? Well can be ok for some time but you got to live with her all days long not just couple of minutes during sex.

young man, dont insult elders. my sex is not 2 minutes. in fact, u should v finished ur meal before am thru

Maybe not, but it is still small compared to the rest of the day.

i will cross the bridge when i get there.

So what, you' will spend all day having sex. Don't you have nothing alse to do? You sound boring man.