At first it all started out with God living in a "sacred cave", where only assigned elders could enter to communicate with God and then give God's message to people. Then one day, someone was brave enough to enter the "sacred cave" to discover there was no God in it and all their gifts and sacrifices were consumed by the assigned elders. The elders were purnished and chased out of the community for deceit. Fast forward to some years ahead.

God was now living in the highest "sacred mountain" where only assigned elders could climb to talk to God and send his message to the people. Then one day, someone was brave enough to climb the "sacred mountain" to discover there was no God there and that they have been scammed. The elders were purnished and chased out of the community for deceit. Fast forward to some years ahead.

God was now living in the sky. Then one day, someone was smart enough to invent the aeroplane to discover there was no God in the sky and that they have been scammed. The elders were ashamed and needed to find a solution to this. Fast forward to some years ahead.

God was now living in outer space. Then one day, someone was smart enough to invent the space shuttle to discover there was no God in outer space and that they have been scammed. The elders were ashamed and needed to find a solution to this. Fast forward to some years ahead.

Finally God is now living outside space and time, where its impossible for anybody to reach, perfect dwelling place for God.

Damn these elders have no chill. :DD :DD ;DDD

Cc Seun , lalasticlala

We don't know wat God looks like anymore, it used to be easier when he looked like man.

We used to talk about his throne where he sits, (I guess no one needs sits outside space and time) Jesus on his right side sitting...
And angel hovering about in the clouds hold the 'best' musical instruments (trumpets and flutes)...

Now he looks like nothing.

Well thought. Well done. The elders were different Adams from different states until the Nigerian Adam sought to abduct God to teach Him a lesson. God got the plan and picked race to God's sphere. Sango's story. That was an Ogbomotsho Nigerian in conspiracy with Nnewi Uche and Dan Sokoto. Hausa/Fulani, Yoruba and Igbo drop selfishness. Make Nigeria good for A Good God of Nigeria to stay with Nigeria.

Dapo777:
At first it all started out with God living in a "sacred cave", where only assigned elders could enter to communicate with God and then give God's message to people. Then one day, someone was brave enough to enter the "sacred cave" to discover there was no God in it and all their gifts and sacrifices were consumed by the assigned elders. The elders were purnished and chased out of the community for deceit. Fast forward to some years ahead.

God was now living in the highest "sacred mountain" where only assigned elders could climb to talk to God and send his message to the people. Then one day, someone was brave enough to climb the "sacred mountain" to discover there was no God there and that they have been scammed. The elders were purnished and chased out of the community for deceit. Fast forward to some years ahead.

God was now living in the sky. Then one day, someone was smart enough to invent the aeroplane to discover there was no God in the sky and that they have been scammed. The elders were ashamed and needed to find a solution to this. Fast forward to some years ahead.

God was now living in outer space. Then one day, someone was smart enough to invent the space shuttle to discover there was no God in outer space and that they have been scammed. The elders were ashamed and needed to find a solution to this. Fast forward to some years ahead.

Finally God is now living outside space and time, where its impossible for anybody to reach, perfect dwelling place for God.

Damn these elders have no chill. :DD :DD ;DDD

Cc Seun , lalasticlala

Brilliant analysis.

Funny but true.

The god of the sacred mountain is now hiding outside space and time( apologies to kingebukasblog) haunted and chased by simple human curiosity and ingenuity.
Lol.

Outside and space and time!

But then, where else could an imaginary being live freely, except where he can never be found?

Perfect alibi.

Op, nice one. The elders are always coming with one excuse or the other. It's like saying, "I can't prove what I believe but you can't disprove it either therefore I am right". Like who does that?

Dapo777:
At first it all started out with God living in a "sacred cave", where only assigned elders could enter to communicate with God and then give God's message to people. Then one day, someone was brave enough to enter the "sacred cave" to discover there was no God in it and all their gifts and sacrifices were consumed by the assigned elders. The elders were purnished and chased out of the community for deceit. Fast forward to some years ahead.

God was now living in the highest "sacred mountain" where only assigned elders could climb to talk to God and send his message to the people. Then one day, someone was brave enough to climb the "sacred mountain" to discover there was no God there and that they have been scammed. The elders were purnished and chased out of the community for deceit. Fast forward to some years ahead.

God was now living in the sky. Then one day, someone was smart enough to invent the aeroplane to discover there was no God in the sky and that they have been scammed. The elders were ashamed and needed to find a solution to this. Fast forward to some years ahead.

God was now living in outer space. Then one day, someone was smart enough to invent the space shuttle to discover there was no God in outer space and that they have been scammed. The elders were ashamed and needed to find a solution to this. Fast forward to some years ahead.

Finally God is now living outside space and time, where its impossible for anybody to reach, perfect dwelling place for God.

Damn these elders have no chill. :DD :DD ;DDD

Cc Seun , lalasticlala

Evolution of which god ?

Lol

KingEbukasBlog:


Evolution of which god ?

Yahweh's dwelling place

plaetton:


Brilliant analysis.

Funny but true.

The god of the sacred mountain is now hiding outside space and time( apologies to kingebukasblog) haunted and chased by simple human curiosity and ingenuity.
Lol.

Outside and space and time!

But then, where else could an imaginary being live freely, except where he can never be found?

Perfect alibi.

How is this a brilliant analysis ? The op spewed a myriad of misconceptions and is being applauded

Dapo777:


Yahweh's dwelling place

So where in the bible , did Yahweh dwell in sacred cave , the sky or in outer space . I mean you have to back up your ludicrous claims

Lets not forget the Christians claim God dwells in a place with a big iron gate and the streets made of gold. Then they went ahead to claim God is a spirit and yet he landed on Mount Sinai with a might rushing wind. The modernized Christians now claim God lives in their heart. Basically they have different excuses for different situations.

@Dapo777 ... please respond

KingEbukasBlog:


How is this a brilliant analysis ? The op spewed a myriad of misconceptions and is being applauded

What are the misconceptions?

"They later found out that the Barbarians could be as clever as the Europeans, the world oceans were cross-able and the gods were disappointingly hard to find..."

CoolUsername:
What are the misconceptions?

The claims the op is making . Actually I'm waiting for him to support his idiotic claims with bible verses

KingEbukasBlog:


The claims the op is making . Actually I'm waiting for him to support his idiotic claims with bible verses

You will wait till eternity

Hahahaha hahahaha. I have dealt with Ur type for years , and I already know the bible programmed response u always give. Lmao. It's context bla bla bla

Dapo777:


You will wait till eternity

Hahahaha hahahaha. I have dealt with Ur type for years , and I already know the bible programmed response u always give. Lmao. It's context bla bla bla

Please stop evading the question and just provide bible verses already . You made claims so provide evidence for your claims .

Dapo777:


You will wait till eternity

Hahahaha hahahaha. I have dealt with Ur type for years , and I already know the bible programmed response u always give. Lmao. It's context bla bla bla

For years ? You just joined Nairaland in 2013 . Am not sure there was a need for exaggeration

KingEbukasBlog:


For years ? You just joined Nairaland in 2013 . Am not sure there was a need for exaggeration

See these one oo, so u think everyone has no life elsewhere but on nairaland like u do

KingEbukasBlog:


Please stop evading the question and just provide bible verses already . You made claims so provide evidence for your claims .

U will wait till eternity, no jokes

Dapo777:


See these one oo, so u think everyone has no life elsewhere but on nairaland like u do

Apparently jokes on you , so you have been arguing over a non existent being all your life and this futile argument is continued on Nairaland

KingEbukasBlog:


Apparently jokes on you , so you have been arguing over a non existent being all your life and this futile argument is continued on Nairaland

Yes, and I am glad you admit your sky daddy is non existent
That's the first step bro

Dapo777:


Yes, and I am glad you admit your sky daddy is non existent
That's the first step bro

Im not sure what sky daddy means . You are filled with so much misconceptions . In fact I'd say you have been brainwashed

Dapo777:


U will wait till eternity, no jokes

Till eternity ?

Your jokes are vacuous seeing that you are an atheist .

Bump