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My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by inikamoze(m): 5:30pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
So my mum finally joined Facebook last last week and this evening she started complaining to me. She said, “Nna this Facebook registration dey chop money o.” “Mummy I no understand… how?” I asked. She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell Victoria your sister to register me for Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend.” I was confused, I didn’t understand what my mum was talking about. But after a while I got a clue and then asked: “Oh ok, Mummy na MB dey chop your money?” She raised eye brows and said: “Ah, which one be MB nah? I hope say I no go pay for that one o, because I don pay 8k for chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this evening again, your sister don talk say Facebook say make I bring 5k for international Facebook passport. Joe, I don tire! Na so una dey spend money for this thing?” Please what should I tell my mum right now? 1 Like |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by talktonase(m): 5:38pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
ROFLOL see as ur sister open office for mumsy head geeeez! Go tell ur sister to buy data so you can assist mumsy if not breeze go soon blow and her secret go comot. 1 Like |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by Cutehector(m): 5:39pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Hilarious joke 2 Likes |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by Nobody: 5:46pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Biafra people sha |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by Nobody: 5:59pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Sorry op but is your mum educated Question dnt be harsh pls. |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by Nobody: 5:59pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
ajixkhid1:what is the one saying |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by Nobody: 6:06pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy:Stop pretending asif you don't know. |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by Nobody: 6:08pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
ajixkhid1:i dont know. Am serious |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by Nobody: 6:11pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy: Say Gad |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by Nigga44: 7:00pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
ajixkhid1:Big-empty head. The post is just a joke 1 Like |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by inikamoze(m): 7:33pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
[quote author=Jolllyjoy post=40523763]Sorry op but is your mum educated Question dnt be harsh pls.[/quote To answer your question, My OWN mom books her own flight tickets ONLINE, sends/responds to her emails HERSELF and knows how ALL SOCIAL MEDIA works...Does that answer your question Onye ajuju?? 1 Like |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by Joel3(m): 9:16pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
certainly a joke. |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by tpiadotcom: 4:24am On Nov 30, 2015 |
What's with the name dropping and unfunny jokes? |
Re: My Mom Just Opened An Account On Facebook by Exponental(m): 8:26am On Nov 30, 2015 |
if she's your mum and the other your sister, call your sister to order. your mum will get to know from someone else like she just opened up to. she should stop fooling Ur mum. |
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