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How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by Nobody: 6:31am On Dec 01, 2015 |
1) When you say, "Mummy,
I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where
you should drop something
and
she says, “Drop it on my
head." 3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from
a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I
have fever.” And she
replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you
press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I
took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the
person that took first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV
remote to work, just
to punish you.
7) When you are watching
television with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to
change the
channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks,
''When last did that
friend come here to play with
you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you
is enough, and you reply no,
and she says, come
and eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I
hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot
comfortably without a cloth
or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from
your room upstairs
and then sends you back
upstairs to bring her purse. 14) When you ask her to
refund the money you
borrowed her and she tells
you, "All the food you
have been eating in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
15) When she calls you from
your room and asks you to
give her the TV remote from
the table. 16) When she sends you on an
errand and you refuse to go
but lata come to as her for
something and she tells you to
go find your mother o!.
17) When you ask her for money she shouts on you to
go
and sell her nau.
18) When you disobey and she
scream saying: them they
born nai i born. Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by northvietnam(m): 6:41am On Dec 01, 2015 |
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