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How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Teeboy22(m): 8:51am On Dec 01, 2015
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm
Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"




. 2) When you ask her where you
should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."



. 3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. .



4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have
fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”


. .
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd
in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”



.
. 6) When she takes the DSTV remote
to work, just
to punish you. .



7) When you are watching television
with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the channel.
. .



cool When you tell her you are going to
a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last
did that
friend come here to play with you? .


.
9) When she asks you if the food she
served you is
enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.




.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem,
you will
hear Ween.




. 11) When she touches hot pot
comfortably without a cloth or
paper.
.


12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill
my mother, so you will not kill
me''. .


13) When she calls you from your
room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to
bring her purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the
money she borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have
been eating in the house
nko? Which money did you think was
used in
buying them?''

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by ThePeacemaker(m): 8:55am On Dec 01, 2015
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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by immortalcrown(m): 8:57am On Dec 01, 2015
From these attitudes of your mother, I can easily infer that she is an Igbo woman.

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