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How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Teeboy22(m): 8:51am On Dec 01, 2015 |
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" . 2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head." . 3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. . 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night” . . 5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?” . . 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. . 7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel. . . When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? . . 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours. . 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. . 11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. . 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. . 13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. . 14) When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed u and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' lalasticlala |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by ThePeacemaker(m): 8:55am On Dec 01, 2015 |
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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by immortalcrown(m): 8:57am On Dec 01, 2015 |
From these attitudes of your mother, I can easily infer that she is an Igbo woman. |
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