You can't but like this man. An accomplished writer and first black and first African Nobel prize winner in Literature, Professor Wole Soyinka is a very likable and humorous man.

Below are ten funny quotes from him:

1. We must learn to accept that not all who walk on two legs belong to the community of humans – I view Boko Haram in that light.

2. I’m against liquor, completely against liquor. Wine is not liquor, a good brandy is not liquor, single malt whiskey is not liquor, palm wine is not liquor. All the rest is liquor.

3. The hand that dips into the bottom of the pot will eat the biggest snail.

4. Nigeria is in war and only competence can solve the problem, not prayers.

5. Bluff is no substitute for bullets.

6. Seven is the magic figure, because that’s a symbolic figure of my favourite deity, Ogun.

7. I mistrust gods who become so separated from humanity that enormous crimes can be committed in their names. I prefer gods who can be brought down to earth and judged, if you like.

8. Writing in certain environments carries with it an occupational risk.

9. I am convinced that Nigeria would have been a more highly developed country without the oil. I wished we’d never smelled the fumes of petroleum.

10. I don’t have the sort of temperament that submits to Christianity or Islam.

Wole....wole.

the wise one!!!

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