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| Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by Nobody: 2:49pm On Nov 04, 2005 |
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What  You've got an engineer?That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here, or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by micklplus(m): 3:03pm On Nov 04, 2005 |
That was hulala ! of course,where do expect to see a lawyer?hell straight.But thank God Hell is not really like that cos God would have been in the hottest soup |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by Rolly: 7:43pm On Nov 04, 2005 |
what the heck is this? |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by WesleyanA(f): 6:49am On Nov 05, 2005 |
Rolly: a joke that's meant to be funny and cause you to laugh. . .  |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by adesodgi(m): 2:45pm On Nov 07, 2005 |
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| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by fabian(f): 12:09pm On Nov 08, 2005 |
banish the thought! |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by micklplus(m): 5:09pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
thank hell is not gonna be that sweet. And thank God is still God ! it would have been so bad because that guy called Lucifer would have shown us real pepper.That was really good one.i likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it. Gbam |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by NduGod(m): 5:39pm On Nov 17, 2005 |
Please any thing about God should not be taken for joke. |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by vichel(m): 6:30pm On Nov 18, 2005 |
nice one dude |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by icingbaby(f): 3:22am On Nov 20, 2005 |
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| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by goodguy(m): 11:16pm On Nov 20, 2005 |
NduGod:I agree.  |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by Nobody: 6:16pm On Nov 22, 2005 |
its only a joke guys!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by tolutope(m): 6:50pm On Nov 22, 2005 |
im a lawyer and a xtian and i kno that God is a God of humour.. its just to see the funny side of things y'all.... |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by christyne(f): 2:05pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
Hey, a nice one dude! I think all lawyers shd be more careful cos devil is really expectin them by his side,ok? lol |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by tolutope(m): 2:52pm On Nov 27, 2005 |
..since most lawyers r liars...... xcept people like mi....  |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by christyne(f): 10:28am On Nov 28, 2005 |
[ote author=tolutope link=topic=2801.msg113365#msg113365 date=1133099537] ..since most lawyers r liars...... xcept people like mi.... [quote][/quote] and wat gives u d assurance dt u will not be like d rest lawyers,tolulope? |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by Nobody: 3:28pm On Nov 28, 2005 |
not all lawyers are liars...i think they are only doing their work |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by tamia(f): 10:04pm On Nov 28, 2005 |
ariba:by lying huh? |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by goodguy(m): 5:36pm On Nov 29, 2005 |
i wonder oo  |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by tolutope(m): 9:09pm On Nov 29, 2005 |
there are lawyers who choose their clients in order not to lie u know...... |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by Nobody: 5:48pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
: Why is a man like a public toilet. A: Cause their either full of shit or taken. |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by Ginz: 5:49pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
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| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by Nobody: 5:50pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
I like to make jokes about ugly people.I figure who's gonna complain? |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by Gold(m): 4:11pm On May 25, 2007 |
Who is God going to send to arrest the Engineer and bring him back to heaven? POLICE , then when can we get them Hell or Heaven? |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by chumakk: 6:33pm On May 25, 2007 |
guy,which NETWORK did they use,i hope is not MTEL LINE |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by chumakk: 6:36pm On May 25, 2007 |
guy,which NETWORK did they use,i hope is not MTEL LINE |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by Sharn06: 12:05am On May 26, 2007 |
B O R I N G ! ! ! |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by Said1(m): 11:16am On May 26, 2007 |
That was a funny one but let us try not to use God in jokes. Remember thou shall not use the name of thy Lord thy God in vain. |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by waxyweller: 2:38pm On May 26, 2007 |
Guy U are realy funny, i love it, post more HEY WHY ALL OF UNA DEY VEX?UNA PAPA BE LAWYER? |
| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by waxyweller: 3:29pm On May 26, 2007 |
Una go don know people wey go join devil for hell, na dem dey vex pass
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| Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by tblack(m): 5:15pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
ITS NOT DAT FUNNY chumakk:NA MTNGLOCELTEL |
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