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Visit To Yaba Left by SamMilla1(m): 6:55pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
During a visit to a mental hospital at Yaba, Clemcykul asked the Director what the criteria was that defined whether or not a patient should be admitted. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said Clemcy. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug so that the water will flow out through the pipes. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?" |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by StudioCFR(m): 6:58pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
My own clemcy? |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by mykali(m): 8:18pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
see n d ees beeee fo ur |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by D1KeleVra(m): 9:41pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
Studio CFR: shattap you! |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by showbobo(m): 10:01pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
That justifies her insanity afterall . . . . . .chei this thread is gonna hit platinum blockbuster |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by D1KeleVra(m): 10:05pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
showbobo: shattap you! |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by showbobo(m): 10:19pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
D1KeleVra:sharrap dumbo |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by D1KeleVra(m): 10:24pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
showbobo: Gerraway you! |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by showbobo(m): 10:42pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
I relinquish sho gbo. . . U don win big loser |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by SamMilla1(m): 11:27pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by showbobo(m): 11:51pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
Sam Milla:Oga Sam,You and Clem go enter the same trouser tomorrow. . . . Cant wait |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by tytylayor: 8:33am On Jun 11, 2009 |
the only thing dat makes d joke different and more funnier is its involving clemcykul |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by D1KeleVra(m): 8:40am On Jun 11, 2009 |
tytylayor: shattap you! |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by Lolabbey: 8:49am On Jun 11, 2009 |
bawo lo se mama ba yfy mi sooro bayen,bcrful oooo |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by sylve11: 9:13am On Jun 11, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: D1KeleVra: D1KeleVra: Eya! why yabaleft release this guy? na to dey bite nain remain @Sami, Clumsy must fight back |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by SamMilla1(m): 10:19am On Jun 11, 2009 |
Clemsy is my sweetheart, she will know that i was drunk when i was writing this joke. showbobo: i wish the trouser would be very tight. not baggy |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by sylve11: 10:42am On Jun 11, 2009 |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by Lolabbey: 10:47am On Jun 11, 2009 |
na wah |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by lysaa(f): 10:48am On Jun 11, 2009 |
the last time i checked, SAmy's reply to the doc was to use a teacup and he got away with it. . still wondering y but i smell rat around. |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by sylve11: 11:11am On Jun 11, 2009 |
That's a serious case |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by SamMilla1(m): 11:36am On Jun 11, 2009 |
lysaa: louisa how are you? |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by sylve11: 11:47am On Jun 11, 2009 |
that makes both of us brothers |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by Ben13: 11:52am On Jun 11, 2009 |
who dis one dey talk to?. . . . na wa o |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by romsky: 11:53am On Jun 11, 2009 |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by showbobo(m): 12:05pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
hmmmm. . . . . |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by biola44: 12:09pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by lysaa(f): 12:11pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Sam Milla: how far? u can run but u can't hide. |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by romsky: 12:12pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
mister biola e be lyk say u don 4get say u be 44yrs old bah abeg no display those unpresentable |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by lysaa(f): 12:16pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
romade u dey wait for ya post UME result? |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by Abbygyal(f): 12:19pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
lisa u don change oooo. . . .lol |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by romsky: 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
person wey refuse to mature but plays with manure |
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by Abbygyal(f): 12:23pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
romade:. . k |
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