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Visit To Yaba Left by SamMilla1(m): 6:55pm On Jun 10, 2009
During a visit to a mental hospital at Yaba,
Clemcykul asked the Director what the criteria was that defined whether or not a patient should be admitted.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub;
then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup,
and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said Clemcy.
"A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug so that the water will flow out through the pipes.

Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?"
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by StudioCFR(m): 6:58pm On Jun 10, 2009
My own clemcy? sad
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by mykali(m): 8:18pm On Jun 10, 2009
see n d ees beeee fo ur tongue
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by D1KeleVra(m): 9:41pm On Jun 10, 2009
Studio CFR:

My own clemcy? sad

shattap you! grin
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by showbobo(m): 10:01pm On Jun 10, 2009
That justifies her insanity afterall wink cheesy grin. . . . . .chei this thread is gonna hit platinum blockbuster
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by D1KeleVra(m): 10:05pm On Jun 10, 2009
showbobo:

That justifies her insanity afterall wink cheesy grin. . . . . .chei this thread is gonna hit platinum blockbuster

shattap you! grin
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by showbobo(m): 10:19pm On Jun 10, 2009
D1KeleVra:

shattap you! grin
sharrap dumbo wink cheesy grin
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by D1KeleVra(m): 10:24pm On Jun 10, 2009
showbobo:

sharrap dumbo wink cheesy grin

Gerraway you! grin
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by showbobo(m): 10:42pm On Jun 10, 2009
I relinquish sho gbo. . . U don win grin cheesy big loser
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by SamMilla1(m): 11:27pm On Jun 10, 2009
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by showbobo(m): 11:51pm On Jun 10, 2009
Sam Milla:


Oga Sam,You and Clem go enter the same trouser tomorrow. . . . Cant wait grin grin grin
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by tytylayor: 8:33am On Jun 11, 2009
the only thing dat makes d joke different and more funnier is its involving clemcykul
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by D1KeleVra(m): 8:40am On Jun 11, 2009
tytylayor:

the only thing dat makes d joke different and more funnier is its involving clemcykul

shattap you! grin
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by Lolabbey: 8:49am On Jun 11, 2009
bawo lo se mama ba yfy mi sooro bayen,bcrful oooo
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by sylve11: 9:13am On Jun 11, 2009
D1KeleVra:

shattap you! grin

D1KeleVra:

Gerraway you! grin


D1KeleVra:

shattap you! grin

Eya! why yabaleft release this guy? sad na to dey bite nain remain sad cool


@Sami, Clumsy must fight back cool
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by SamMilla1(m): 10:19am On Jun 11, 2009
Clemsy is my sweetheart, she will know that i was drunk when i was writing this joke. lipsrsealed

showbobo:

Oga Sam,You and Clem go enter the same trouser tomorrow. . . . Cant wait grin grin grin

i wish the trouser would be very tight. not baggy
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by sylve11: 10:42am On Jun 11, 2009
cool
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by Lolabbey: 10:47am On Jun 11, 2009
na wah
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by lysaa(f): 10:48am On Jun 11, 2009
the last time i checked, SAmy's reply to the doc was to use a teacup and he got away with it. . still wondering y but i smell rat around.
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by sylve11: 11:11am On Jun 11, 2009
That's a serious case shocked cool
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by SamMilla1(m): 11:36am On Jun 11, 2009
lysaa:

the last time i checked, SAmy's reply to the doc was to use a teacup and he got away with it. . still wondering y but i smell rat around.

louisa how are you?
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by sylve11: 11:47am On Jun 11, 2009
that makes both of us brothers cool
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by Ben13: 11:52am On Jun 11, 2009
who dis one dey talk to?. . . . na wa o
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by romsky: 11:53am On Jun 11, 2009
cool cool
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by showbobo(m): 12:05pm On Jun 11, 2009
hmmmm. . . . .
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by biola44: 12:09pm On Jun 11, 2009
;d ;d ;d
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by lysaa(f): 12:11pm On Jun 11, 2009
Sam Milla:

louisa how are you?

how far? u can run but u can't hide. kiss
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by romsky: 12:12pm On Jun 11, 2009
mister biola e be lyk say u don 4get say u be 44yrs old bah 
abeg no display those unpresentable grin grin grin
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by lysaa(f): 12:16pm On Jun 11, 2009
romade u dey wait for ya post UME result? tongue
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by Abbygyal(f): 12:19pm On Jun 11, 2009
lisa u don change oooo. . . .lol
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by romsky: 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2009
person wey refuse to mature but plays with manure
Re: Visit To Yaba Left by Abbygyal(f): 12:23pm On Jun 11, 2009
romade:

person wey refuse to mature but plays with manure
. . k

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