Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Sure, go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you slowpoke!

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper,

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead]

"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later

old again but very nice.

men are like. . morons?

Echo that!

unless those God has decided to bless with wisdom.

I think God has decided to bless all of them but the problem is with the receiving end. such morons.

thnks

lolabbey, thanks? lool

see lysa jam talking like u wont marry one of does morons sometime in d future lol.

jaguda, u don wake up?

He means? duhh check another thread MO-run

@AB,
I'll marry a born-again slowpoke.
the one thats been washed off every moronic trait  

lysaaaaaaaaa

daniiiiiiiiiiiiiii luv of my riffle.

lysaa:

He means? duhh check another thread MO-run

am sure they forgot to give you your shots again this afternoon, didn't they?"

u had somayours? don't point at me with a finger when the rest points back at u

lysaa:


@AB,
I'll marry a born-again slowpoke.
the one thats been washed off every moronic trait

no mata d born again thingy, there will still be some remnant of moronism in his system. . . dats life lol

Wow! I have to calm my nerves

they react that way too. .lol

sylve11:

Wow! I have to calm my nerves

or else. . . .?

best when served cold

lol when last did u go for medical check up? u need one urgently. . .ur symptoms r too obvious.

AB girl, that was tyt. give it to dem.

lysa keep ur tongue inside ya mouf, a pweety gurl like u shouldnt use dis ' ' 

come ab, what kind of siggy is that u have?

siggy? uhmm dnt get u

lysaa:

come ab, what kind of siggy is that u have?

gatto say, I concur wiv that.

lmao. it takes 2 to tangle.

na hin mak u open all ya mouth dey laff abi