RELATIONSHIP

Resolution: Get married and settle down.
Action Plan: Quit any current relationship that has lasted more than 2years and doesn’t appear to be heading anywhere. Appear less desperate and be more friendly with the opposite sex. Date only people who appear willing/ready to settle down (old enough, have proven means of income, have mental and emotional maturity). Narrow down to only one date as soon as possible to avoid getting confused. Focus on someone who supports your goal most and brings out the best in you irrespective of his/her wealth or physical qualities. Think less of personal comfort, wealth, status, fantasies, and depreciable physical qualities. Make it clear you will like to be married right away if you meet the right person by avoiding such ego-boosting phrases as: “Let’s just be friends”, “I want to keep my options open.”, “I am not ready yet”, etc Remember also in marriage 'Opposites attract and stick'. Eg An Aggressive person cannot stick with another aggressive person, he/she needs a very non-aggressive person for marriage. So don't underrate people with opposite temperaments.

SOCIAL LIFE

Resolution: Improve your social life and relationship skills
Action Plan: Quit/reduce meeting people online. Go to events to meet more people in person. Smile more, be more out-going to make friends in person, visit and hangout with friends more than online chats.

Resolution: Change your outlook and appear a new, changed person:
Action Plan: Change your old appearance by either wearing little make-ups or changing your makeup style, change your hair style, for men change your haircut. Develop a brand for yourself by changing your old way of dressing to a new mode of dressing.

Resolution: Reduce time spent on FB, WhatsApp and other social media:
Action Plan: Turn on Whatsapp only 15minutes a day or once a week on Sundays only. spend time with real people

HEALTH:

Resolution: Eat Healthy.
Action Plan: Cut down on red meat and fried food intake (they increase your cholesterol level and chances of heart attack). Reduce sugar intake by cutting off all soft drinks, energy drinks (they increase blood sugar and make one age faster). Reduce table salt intake. Replace heavy dinner with vegetables and fruits before bedtime. Drink only water at parties and events. Take a walk when you can rather then vehicle.


Resolution: Be a happier person:
Action Plan: Get rid of old habits that have not been helping to achieve your goals all this while. Improve on areas of your life that people complain most about. Cut off annoying friends who either upset you most, or impact your mood negatively. Spend more time on activities that keep you excited and laughing more. Avoid and move away from any religious and political arguments with anyone.


FINANCES:

Resolution: Increase your income:
Action Plan: Cut your expenses especially on accessories you buy to impress people. Save at least 25% of your earning. Share room with someone if you can to save on rent. Make sure everything you have that can make money is making money for you. Reduce your idle time on bed. Add more sources of income to yourself through part-time jobs, independent marketing of goods on the side. Start producing something for sale.

SPIRITUALITY:

Resolution: Become more spiritual and less religious:
Action Plan: Spend more time on private and personal spiritual activities such as fasting, meditation. Reduce your participation in group religious activities that take too much of your time. Read more spiritual, philosophical, and life-changing books. Spiritualism is your relationship with a higher being (God), while religion is your association with a group belief and processes (no necessarily godly). Always better to be more spiritual and less religious.

Lol. Funny new year resolution