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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by AyamConfidence(m): 6:02pm On Jan 04, 2016
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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jan 04, 2016
10. When feeding ur baby breast milk nd d child bites ur nippus off grin
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by DanTrizy(m): 8:10pm On Jan 04, 2016
10. If u play bet9ja for dey past 5 months and u haven't won #5, and u have lost up to 50 grand.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by ADEWUMIMichael(m): 9:48pm On Jan 04, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Back to the Topic.

I read a Particular scenario when the GTA Five came out. U no naija guys ....Dem no wan wait buy the Disc at all.

So This Guy saw a Supposed leaked Full download of GTA V on a foreign site. The size was 4g.

the first two days....the download will get to 2g or more.and stop..

So on d 3rd day...he went to the Cafe and spent almost 2 hours downloading the illegal GTA V version.

Only to get home and Open the file to Find 4g worth of Gay Porn with a Laughing smiley and a Rider

" Support the Industry.. Stop piracy and intellectual theft ""..

Now that his God punishing u for your sins grin






lolzzzzzz....samehing happen tew mhe....i downloaded google chrone and u saw funny porn video...
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Rapmoney(m): 10:01pm On Jan 04, 2016
tosyne2much:
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I dey tell u! grin grin
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by tosyne2much(m): 11:14pm On Jan 04, 2016
DanTrizy:
10. If u play bet9ja for dey past 5 months and u haven't won #5, and u have lost up to 50 grand.
Baba, I no agree with you oooo. Hehehe cheesy
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 2:04am On Jan 05, 2016
When you Bleep over a good girl only to marry a biatch... God is punishing you for your sins undecided

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Unlimited22: 7:35am On Jan 05, 2016
Michellla:
Wen you're downloading a file thats worth 5gb and it gets
to 4.99gb and the next things u see is
downloading fail grin
Guy e do me three days ago o. Was downloading game of thrones the game n my psiphon disconnected at 99%. N it wrote downloading failed
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Michellla(f): 10:37am On Jan 05, 2016
Unlimited22:

e do me three days ago o. Was downloading game of thrones the game n my psiphon disconnected at 99%. N it wrote downloading failed
ahh.i know the feeling..
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by DanTrizy(m): 4:19am On Jan 06, 2016
tosyne2much:
Baba, I no agree with you oooo. Hehehe cheesy
Lol...Tosyn so u sef na customer abi
E dey happen to me too hehe.
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 4:35am On Jan 06, 2016
When you're staying in your Uncles house for a week and u vex and accidentally tell your cousin "Your fada"








Is it funny at all embarassed

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by ipledge10(m): 4:44am On Jan 06, 2016
Harbosede02:
grin




10) After saving for a year just to get an iPhone....then it got stolen 2days after purchase
No God cant do that cheesy grin....thats wickedness

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Unlimited22: 6:48pm On Jan 07, 2016
Michellla:
ahh.i know the feeling..
Sorry, didn't check d poster. U r one of those beautiful ladies who speak d truth.
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Unlimited22: 6:50pm On Jan 07, 2016
MrsPhyno:
When you're staying in your Uncles house for a week and u vex and accidentally tell your cousin "Your fada"

Chei... Oyo na ur pseudonym grin grin





Is it funny at all embarassed

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by aolumaxi(m): 11:33pm On Jan 07, 2016
lol
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nature8(m): 6:32am On Jan 08, 2016
Lwkmd.. Chai! grin
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 10:05am On Jan 08, 2016
MrsPhyno:
When you're staying in your Uncles house for a week and u vex and accidentally tell your cousin "Your fada"








Is it funny at all embarassed
the ending got me laughing. grin
lalasticlala is it funny?

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jan 08, 2016
Michellla:
Wen you're downloading a file thats worth 5gb and it gets
to 4.99gb and the next things u see is
downloading fail grin
lol na to dey cry

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by slimgold123(f): 1:33pm On Jan 08, 2016
Ok
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by wristbangle: 1:35pm On Jan 08, 2016
ritababe:
10.
When ironing your clothes and your phone ring, you mistakenly put the iron on your chicks instead of the phone grin

gringrin

U are not serious younglady

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Alipanks(m): 1:35pm On Jan 08, 2016
The Goodnews is God doesn't punish for Sins again,if and only if You are born again. your Sins have been atoned for forever. 1John 2:1-2.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by wristbangle: 1:36pm On Jan 08, 2016
MrsPhyno:
When you're staying in your Uncles house for a week and u vex and accidentally tell your cousin "Your fada"








Is it funny at all embarassed

Not funny sadangry

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jan 08, 2016
when Lalasticlala is 0 and enemies 10
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by onadana: 1:37pm On Jan 08, 2016
Kai...what idleness..causes.
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by oz4real83(m): 1:37pm On Jan 08, 2016
10. After staying on the queue at the fuel station since 5am and when it got to your turn by 7pm u are told that fuel has finished!!!

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by refiner(f): 1:39pm On Jan 08, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Nice

pls anybody with airtel line..Drop Your Number ...I will call you and greet you... Airtel dash me 5k credit and expires tomorrow.. abeg ...I go call uu

dis got me laffin my heart off...I av buh I no go giv u grin
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 1:40pm On Jan 08, 2016
Michellla:
Wen you're downloading a file thats worth 5gb and it gets
to 4.99gb and the next things u see is
downloading fail grin
OMG
Happened to me once, was downloading a file, reached 99% and stopped. I couldn't cry!

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by itstpia8: 1:40pm On Jan 08, 2016
The mod who moved this to front page can't be Nigerian, or at the very least, definitely not Yoruba, because no Yoruba will have the guts to declare this kind of crap in public.

Na to send other people to say am naa ni o!
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Poseidon000: 1:42pm On Jan 08, 2016
Elparaiso:
When your Anty tells you to babysit her children and she assures you that they are always silent.

Only for the children to turn into Wailing Wailers once their mum leaves.
Police is your friend*
*Only on February 30
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Life go tire you instanta! grin
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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by ClassCaptain(m): 1:43pm On Jan 08, 2016
refiner:

dis got me laffin my heart off...I av buh I no go giv u grin
I will find u and call u...But really am. serious..
Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Poseidon000: 1:44pm On Jan 08, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Nice

pls anybody with airtel line..Drop Your Number ...I will call you and greet you... Airtel dash me 5k credit and expires tomorrow.. abeg ...I go call uu
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awoof dey run bellegrin
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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Aplaudez(m): 1:44pm On Jan 08, 2016
After starving in school to get samsung galaxy tab, and you went to charge@viewing centre the next day and you discover that it's no where to be found!

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