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Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Nina4u(f): 4:34pm On Jan 04, 2016
An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'.
The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
The cleric said that these fruits and vegetables 'resemble the male penis' and could arouse women or 'make them think of sex.
No touching: Women should avoid contact with cucumbers, says an Islamic cleric
He also added carrots and courgette to the list of forbidden food for women!!!What is it about islam that breeds idiooots like these?? http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2011/12/11/cucumbers-too-much-for-women/

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jan 04, 2016
lwkmd ooo!!! these people are a joke! undecided
so the Allah dat created these fruits is stoopid huh mtcheww

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jan 04, 2016
leave trash for Lawma

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by ajokebelle(f): 4:49pm On Jan 04, 2016
lord av mercy
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by unphilaz(m): 5:06pm On Jan 04, 2016
hmm grin grin
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jan 04, 2016
a nonsensical thread, with many spurious claims....
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Annunaki(m): 7:40pm On Jan 04, 2016
lexiconkabir:
a nonsensical thread, with many spurious claims....

It depicts how nonsensical islamic thinking is tongue
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jan 04, 2016
Annunaki:


It depicts how nonsensical islamic thinking is tongue
coming from a hate filled person.
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Annunaki(m): 7:55pm On Jan 04, 2016
lexiconkabir:
coming from a hate filled person.

Yeah I hate all appearances of evil. cool

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jan 04, 2016
Annunaki:


Yeah I hate all appearances of evil. cool
when will you stop taking that tin? undecided
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Demmzy15(m): 9:18pm On Jan 04, 2016
So a so-called sheikh said something and you automatically attribute it to Islam? Op please stop the double standard!
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by analice107: 10:36pm On Jan 04, 2016
It won't be long, they will start stoning any woman who eats bananas.

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by jcross19: 12:12am On Jan 05, 2016
Demmzy15:
So a so-called sheikh said something and you automatically attribute it to Islam? Op please stop the double standard!
aahahahah so sheik has turn pastor now? Or sheik is no longer a muslim personality?. Funny even here am urinating on allah here.

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by ivyT(f): 3:48am On Jan 05, 2016
olihilistic:
leave trash for Lawma
ur head dey there..
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by ivyT(f): 3:50am On Jan 05, 2016
analice107:
It won't be long, they will start stoning any woman who eats bananas.

Maybe..What a pity there is so much evil now and it keeps on multiplying.
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Qualer: 12:09pm On Jan 05, 2016
Nina4u:
An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'.
The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
The cleric said that these fruits and vegetables 'resemble the male penis' and could arouse women or 'make them think of sex.
No touching: Women should avoid contact with cucumbers, says an Islamic cleric
He also added carrots and courgette to the list of forbidden food for women!!!What is it about islam that breeds idiooots like these?? http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2011/12/11/cucumbers-too-much-for-women/

boo bleeping hooo! their loss grin grin grin grin

and people wonder why 99percent of muslims are easily brainwashed and held captive by stupidd ideologies and teachings!!

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Demmzy15(m): 12:16pm On Jan 05, 2016
jcross19:
aahahahah so sheik has turn pastor now? Or sheik is no longer a muslim personality?. Funny even here am urinating on allah here.
If you have nothing reasonable to say, please just shut up! You could helpful by sharing the tips on how you're curing your leprosy.

Moreover, if indeed we must follow everything an "Imam" or "Sheikh" says, then you'll be the most vulnerable. There are many nasty things pastors proclaim, don't forget that!
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by jcross19: 4:10pm On Jan 05, 2016
Demmzy15:
If you have nothing reasonable to say, please just shut up! You could helpful by sharing the tips on how you're curing your leprosy.

Moreover, if indeed we must follow everything an "Imam" or "Sheikh" says, then you'll be the most vulnerable. There are many nasty things pastors proclaim, don't forget that!
my pastor have not ask me to use urine to cure malaria or. Bomb myself for the sake of 72 horus. So mr terrorist get that into skull.
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Demmzy15(m): 10:29pm On Jan 05, 2016
jcross19:
my pastor have not ask me to use urine to cure malaria or. Bomb myself for the sake of 72 horus. So mr terrorist get that into skull.
Just take a look at how desperation causes you to say nonsense, your pastors have told you to do worst! Do you want proves?!

And you calling me a terrorist shows your low self-esteem, you are nothing but a pathetic loser!
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by jcross19: 10:46pm On Jan 05, 2016
Demmzy15:
Just take a look at how desperation causes you to say nonsense, your pastors have told you to do worst! Do you want proves?!

And you calling me a terrorist shows your low self-esteem, you are nothing but a pathetic loser!
mr terrorist!!! Nothing you can do than to bark like a dog or you wrap yourself with dynamite the big mofo.

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by plappville(f): 12:18am On Jan 06, 2016
EroticAngelina:
lwkmd ooo!!! these people are a joke! undecided

so the Allah dat created these fruits is stoopid huh
mtcheww

And these foods are very healthy. They deprived the women from certain foods and from the Sun. Women are in slavery in islam. Pathetic!

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by plappville(f): 12:20am On Jan 06, 2016
Eat good food. Stop the slavery in Islam. How can this cause a woman to sin? shocked

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by bluntspade: 10:09am On Jan 06, 2016
hypocrisy they can eat banana/cucumber.. but they like d.ick than anything

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Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Nobody: 10:39am On Jan 06, 2016
Isn't this funny, I read a text somewhere that muslims are more sexually active than any other religion. Now the same cleric comes to say another thing. ROTFL.

Sweet Jesus, what a confused religion which pretends about everything, thou shall not kill except for justice, isis is reckoned as a death cult, they claim they praise their wives ,they beat her up if she becomes "rebellious" ,they don't force people to join islam,yet directly or indirectly they enforce sharia, and religion by compulsion, make a country an islamic state by force..., now they don't eat cucumber and banana so they won't masturbate , How holy, yet they keep sex slaves for prisoners just like their respective isis brothers and rape her morning, afternoon, night, even in dreams, she go see where them.day rape am grin

Funny religion, that does funny things.
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by analice107: 11:53am On Jan 06, 2016
Demmzy15:
Just take a look at how desperation causes you to say nonsense, your pastors have told you to do worst! Do you want proves?!

And you calling me a terrorist shows your low self-esteem, you are nothing but a pathetic loser!
Mention the things pastors have commanded us to do.
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by KB524(m): 7:01pm On Jan 06, 2016
Total Big lie either against the unnamed preacher or a fabricated against Islam by its enemies,that does not change anything.Islam does not forbid eating such things by either male or female No one has right to.
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by KB524(m): 7:08pm On Jan 06, 2016
gimakon:
Isn't this funny, I read a text somewhere that muslims are more sexually active than any other religion. Now the same cleric comes to say another thing. ROTFL.

Sweet Jesus, what a confused religion which pretends about everything, thou shall not kill except for justice, isis is reckoned as a death cult, they claim they praise their wives ,they beat her up if she becomes "rebellious" ,they don't force people to join islam,yet directly or indirectly they enforce sharia, and religion by compulsion, make a country an islamic state by force..., now they don't eat cucumber and banana so they won't masturbate , How holy, yet they keep sex slaves for prisoners just like their respective isis brothers and rape her morning, afternoon, night, even in dreams, she go see where them.day rape am grin

Funny religion, that does funny things.
U are funnier than anything funny,and what u follow is the most confused religion ever on eath.the act of some wicked minds does not make the religion as such, and can never be harmed by what u and those before u and and after u would do.if it would work,islam would not have reached this Era.MUMU sakarai
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by Nobody: 7:11pm On Jan 06, 2016
KB524:

U are funnier than anything funny,and what u follow is the most confused religionever on eath.the act of some wicked minds does not make the religioun as suchanand can not be harmed by what u and those before u and and after u would do.if it would work it would not have reached this Era.MUMU sakarai

Day go jo.
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by plappville(f): 2:06am On Jan 07, 2016
gimakon:


Day go jo.

grin
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by plappville(f): 2:06am On Jan 07, 2016
KB524:
Total Big lie either against the unnamed preacher or a fabricated against Islam by its enemies,that does not change anything.Islam does not forbid eating such things by either male or female No one has right to.

Islam is worse than prohibiting cucumber and banana from women na. Are you a novice wink

Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by KB524(m): 7:25pm On Jan 11, 2016
plappville:


Islam is worse than prohibiting cucumber and banana from women na. Are you a novice wink
U are worse than anything worse,what u follow is but a sheer confusion which even the most knowlegeable among u can not expalin sheer asunption and clear error and ignorance
Re: Muslim Women Cant Eat Peenis Shaped Food Like Cucumber Or Banana by KB524(m): 7:25pm On Jan 11, 2016
plappville:


Islam is worse than prohibiting cucumber and banana from women na. Are you a novice wink
U are worse than anything worse,what u follow is but a sheer confusion which even the most knowlegeable among u can not expalin sheer assumption and clear error and ignorance

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