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What Can I Do? A Funny Poetry by yrret: 10:34pm On Jan 07, 2016
What Can I Do?

I used to think
I love her and she loves me too
Her kisses were deep
And it felt so cool
Her eyes were blue
And I saw the love so true
But when I checked her phone
She saved my name as baby fool
What can I do?

I used to think
We can play in the sand forever
Increase our affection better
And make it last longer
Hoping my unborn kids
Will have a sweeter mother
But when I arrive her house
She showed me a pic of her husband together
What can I do?

I used to think
I will marry a virgin
Be the first to eat
The fruit of the garden
Take her to my people
And cross the margin
But when I reached her valley
She already had kids with Mr martin
What can I do?

I used to think
She was my wife for eternity
We Overcome every tranquillity
Our union was full of positivity
As I returned to my house in anxiety
Caught my wife
with the gate worker
Practising immorality
What can I do

What can I do
All is fair in love and war
'Mumu' eat my feelings raw
She did score first
Making me to crawl
See the world
But now am making it a draw

No guts no glory
Another version of a love story
With glamour and gory
At the end we claim to be holy
Blaming the devil for being unholy.

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Re: What Can I Do? A Funny Poetry by HENSEXIE(f): 10:52pm On Jan 07, 2016
Xup Yrret,I don catch U̶̲̥̅̊ 4 hia grin.Y did U̶̲̥̅̊ abandon U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ story na?
Pls com aπϑ finish it o,its an interestin story.Else I'll report U̶̲̥̅̊ 2...Oga @ d top oo.U̶̲̥̅̊ knw who na wink cheesy grin
Re: What Can I Do? A Funny Poetry by anitapreeti(f): 6:39am On Jan 08, 2016
Nice one
Re: What Can I Do? A Funny Poetry by donziller(m): 10:42am On Jan 08, 2016
O'boy u dey vex oo
Re: What Can I Do? A Funny Poetry by dewalt(m): 11:00am On Jan 08, 2016
Nice one
Re: What Can I Do? A Funny Poetry by yrret: 7:22pm On Jan 08, 2016
@hensexie, nobody was 'gingering the swagger' of the story. So I lost motivation. Buh will come back for it.
Re: What Can I Do? A Funny Poetry by HENSEXIE(f): 7:58pm On Jan 08, 2016
yrret:
@hensexie, nobody was 'gingering the swagger' of the story. So I lost motivation. Buh will come back for it.


☺kα̲̅γ̲̣̣̥...so A̶̲̥̅♏ hia 2 ginger u grin
Av got U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ back,so plssss come aπϑ complete it.
BTW d story is 2 interestin 2 jst 4get.waitin patiently.tnx
Re: What Can I Do? A Funny Poetry by gudnex22(m): 9:45pm On Jan 08, 2016
nothing can you do oo

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