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Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by uche87(m): 10:10am On Jan 11, 2016
Lagos state is a land of opportunities. It is the commercial capital of Nigeria with unofficially a population of 23 million people 'hustling' to have a bite of the good fortunes of the land. Lagos has a couple of adverse sides a newcomer will have to adapt to and live with.

Below are some common features I hate about Lagos state:

(1) Traffic:

Lagos is highly populated with thousands of people plying limited road networks to work early in the morning and also returning late in the evening. There have been several cases of people spending over 5hrs in traffic merely moving from Mainland to the Island in Lagos. This poses a huge challenge in the movement of goods and services.

(2) Cost of accommodation:

Rent in Lagos is very expensive. Most landlords will only rent their houses out if you are ready to pay a 2-year rent. You go through agents who will demand a large sum of money. The 'agreement fee' at times is much enough to rent a two bedroom flat in a cheap area like Ibadan.

(3) The girls:

After the stress of working in Lagos for the day, one would need expert hands to massage all the back pains. The girls in Lagos only understand the language of your pocket and not empty promises of love. Some ladies could demand for Buhari's head for the night.

(4) The beggars:

The beggars in Lagos come in different dimensions. Someone can appear smarter and more expensive than you in Lagos and still beg you for money. They constantly stop you with pitiful stories and faces. Ignoring them sometimes has a way of affecting one's conscience especially if you are the soft type.

(5) Incessant cases of traffic robbery:

I never knew traffic robbery was real until I came to Lagos. CMS, Mile 2, Ikorodu, Orile, Iyana Oba and several other areas have high records of traffic robbers who dispose commuters of their hard-earned belongings. Towards the yuletide, Linda's blog was reporting almost two cases of traffic robbery per day.

(6) Transport cost:

In Lagos people tend to draw a scale of preference on movement. Movement to work is mandatory while others can wait except too important due to the high cost of moving around. For this reasons, most friendships are relegated to online interactions and nothing more.

(7) Congestion:

Lagos is too congested with people. The town planning system of some areas like Satellite town in Amuwo Odofin, Mushin, Okokomaiko, Ajegunle, Oyingbo etc is very poor which affects the ventilation in houses. This could frustrate a newcomer especially when the weather is sunny.

(cool Churches:


A close study of some churches in Lagos has brought me to the conclusion that some preachings are directed at the congregation's pockets. The churches are always in need of one thing or the other. The speakers psyche you up to even drop what you don't have by faith.

(9) High level of oppression by the rich:


You need to see the cars driven by some people especially on the Island part of Lagos. It takes discipline for your long-term lover to say no to such men. The desperation of joining the wealthy class could push one to destruction. These people may not even work as hard as you do or even have the same educational qualifications with you.

(10) The level of hypocrisy in Lagos is epic:

That club girl that was dancing like a possessed person at the club on a Friday night with that skimpy cloth that puts her endowments on display maybe the sister leading the praise and worship session in a church on Sunday.

Everyone takes up different characters just to bring the money home and pay bills.

- See more at: http://villagetowncrier..com/2016/01/top-10-things-that-could-make-you-hate.html#.dpuf

cc Lalasticlala seun

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by gabinogem(m): 10:22am On Jan 11, 2016
On point...

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by looseweight: 10:49am On Jan 11, 2016
I don't hate Lagos, I dislike it.

IAMLOOSEWEIGHT

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by rollUP(m): 10:50am On Jan 11, 2016
Lagos na hustle ground na..... eko o ni Baje oooo!!!
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by ultrazone(m): 10:50am On Jan 11, 2016
You are right
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by chrisbaby24(m): 10:51am On Jan 11, 2016
The agberos...smh

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by Tigablogz: 10:51am On Jan 11, 2016
Traffic is always numero uno
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by Ishopbest: 10:51am On Jan 11, 2016
Hate is a strong word

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by Mopolchi: 10:51am On Jan 11, 2016
Na true.
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by alphaconde(m): 10:51am On Jan 11, 2016
Who can solve the traffic problem of lagos?

My main anger with lagosians is how they are ready to cheat any unsuspecting person for any amount.

Lastly lagos has an odour, I don't know how to describe it. It comes from their black muddy gutters.

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by obainojazz(m): 10:51am On Jan 11, 2016
When you visit an area and you are welcomed by adults and children shiiting in buckets aka apoti....pray u not eating something then....or area boys shiiting in gutters and using gala nylon to clean nyash....choi.....some lagosians have dirtiness in them.
All the same.
Its a great city

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by villareal15(m): 10:52am On Jan 11, 2016
So true
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by Smartsyn(m): 10:52am On Jan 11, 2016
The girls can never make me hate Lagos, we know where the cheap ones are.

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by xband: 10:53am On Jan 11, 2016
Lagos life don tire me self.

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by igbsam(m): 10:53am On Jan 11, 2016
Traffic, High cost of Rent, Agberos and the Policemen in lagos are what's pissing me off the most.

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by Natpat: 10:53am On Jan 11, 2016
You are almost right
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by mccoy47(m): 10:53am On Jan 11, 2016
booked
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by Ginaz(f): 10:53am On Jan 11, 2016
I hate Lagos, I've only been there once and I fell I'll throughout my stay there. I Dont think I'll stay in Lagos for anything, its too populated and stressful for my liking.

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by handzomee(m): 10:53am On Jan 11, 2016
Naso
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by Youngzedd(m): 10:54am On Jan 11, 2016
Traffic and over populated.

A very big NO for me.

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by MillionDollars: 10:54am On Jan 11, 2016
11. The OPs, who knows everythinq tongue

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by dammykrane(m): 10:54am On Jan 11, 2016
Yet ppl still live dia nd survive well.ogbeni say sumtin else jawed

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Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by dammykrane(m): 10:54am On Jan 11, 2016
Proudly lagosian
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by vickylinco(m): 10:55am On Jan 11, 2016
hmmm, no 3 can be avoided
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by ChizzyMaris(f): 10:55am On Jan 11, 2016
Na that traffic own worse.
But I still like am like that. tongue
Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by kay29000(m): 10:56am On Jan 11, 2016
The girls, traffic, congestion, and cost of living stand out.

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