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Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by tonaldo1(m): 11:26pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
i was feeling high one cool evening b/c my gf visited. i was wif my sister alone b/4 she came, xo three of us were just left in the houz gisting,braging, sometimes both of them wil be against me. we were jst having a 9ice tym whn my gf said dat she will like to ask me a question, i suddenly became confused & authomatically activated into one kind funny behaviour(smiling&frowning at dexame time) b/c i dnt realy no de type of question she might drop 4 me infront of ma sis. I jst grinned, telling her dat am listening. Then she asked "do u luv ur sis" wif mouth wide open i didn't even knew whn i asked her "which one" 4gotten dat i ve only 1 sister, who is stil dre with us. I readjusted ma mind b/4 tellin her dat i luv ma sis more dan million times(winks to ma sis who jst grinned alittle). Den she asked me again "do u luv me"? I smiled & told her dat she too knows dat i realy luvs her wif so much passion. We all started laughing whn she hit me again with another wicked question which is "let assume dat ur sis& i found our selves in a deadly condition in de sense dat u were given only one option to save only d one u luvs most, who wil u save b/w me& ur sis? I faced to d position of whr ma sis sits & she looked at me wif one kind face. I taught of de right answer to give which make both of dem happy & came up wif dis. I smiled & told her dat i will rather die with both of dem b/c i can't live without any of dem,claiming dat i luv both of dem equal. I felt xo happily b/c i gave her de right answer which excited dem & dey exclaim "clever guy" in unison. BUT she asked me another wicked question which i'm stil yet to provide de answer b/c i dnt want to provoke ma sis or say sometin dat may come b/w me & my gf. De question is "u ve once said dat u can sacrifice all u have to be with me b/c staying with me exhilarates u" i said yes with a frowning face she den asked "why won't u save only me so dat we can live 2geda happily de rest of our life"? ABEG IF U WERE IN MY SHOE WHT SUITABLE ANSWER WIL U GIV HER |
Re: Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by Cutehector(m): 11:30pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
Dat babe is a very selfish girl.. 1 Like |
Re: Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by Nobody: 11:44pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
You better pick your sister lol 1 Like |
Re: Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by Nobody: 11:45pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
she's a wonderful selfish girl 1 Like |
Re: Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by icewarmer(m): 11:58pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
that ur gf la winch, jus put a stake tru ha heart n set ha blaze dn thank me later *Endtime gf* |
Re: Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by Nobody: 12:04am On Jan 12, 2016 |
YourMain: Cad e an fhadhb? |
Re: Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by Nobody: 12:11am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Decker: Ta tu gnothach. |
Re: Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by Nobody: 12:17am On Jan 12, 2016 |
YourMain: Nilim. Chodladh me amach |
Re: Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by Nobody: 12:27am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Decker: Oiche mhaith. . |
Re: Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by Nobody: 12:29am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Re: Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by Nobody: 12:31am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Decker: Lol |
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