1. When you get to yaba and see the queue for the shuttle:




2. You, passing love garden at night and looking at couples like:



Later you'll be crying that you're pregnant


3. When you see people dressing for lectures like it's Lagos fashion week:



Please go and collect your prize from DSA


4. What the library looks around exam:



Ha! So these many people know where the library is


5. When NEPA waits till exam time to become completely useless:


How will I now read, ehn?


6. When you see people using street lamp or GTB ATM light to do overnight reading:


You people are the real students oh!

7. How Amphitheatre looks during exam prayers:


See all of them. Na by this one?


8. When your squatter brings their own squatters:




9. When potters come and start checking for squatters in the middle of the night:




10. When one small celebrity comes around and you see people throwing their home training in the dustbin:


Is it dammy krane that is doing you people like this?


11. When you go to Iya Moria and dodo has finished:


Why do bad things happen to good people?


12. When someone jumps the long queue
in Shop 10 and starts shouting "Aunty
Eno" and "Aunty Ireti":


It's like you want to be slapped today

13. When the gate gets blocked because
some students just decided to start
protesting.


Everytime protest. You people will not go and read your book.


14. You, waiting for the 'any work' you
sent to bring your food.


Na wa. Are they taking a tour of the university?


15. When you're broke and you start
wondering if the risky burger behind
Mariere is actually worth the risk.


So, should I die of starvation or die of food
poisoning?


16. How you use the toilets in your
hostel:


Can’t go and carry disease that doesn’t belong to
you.


17. When you see your friend's babe
entering jeep in front of Moremi.


Chineke, see Janet oh.

now this is real funny! the pictures said more than enof sef