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Poll: Phemour: What Do You Think About Him?

I lyk him small: 16% (5 votes)
I lyk him big: 9% (3 votes)
I no lyk him: 9% (3 votes)
He’s a gay: 29% (9 votes)
He’s funny: 25% (8 votes)
He snatched my spy: 6% (2 votes)
I’m a she; n would lyk to be his next wyf: 3% (1 vote)
This poll has ended

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Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by clemcykul(f): 3:01pm On Jun 27, 2009
gyrates waist in anticipation of the makosa beat*
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by sylve11: 3:13pm On Jun 27, 2009
wen ur waist don shift comort from position na then u go know cool
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by teissys(f): 3:20pm On Jun 27, 2009
cool
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On Jun 27, 2009
wicked children lol
*keeps on gyrating to the rhythm*
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Gabry(f): 3:48pm On Jun 27, 2009
sylve11:

lol, u be rhyMzo? cool

Whats that

Phemour:

Approved. . . . .Makosa we go dance


How cout the Kumbaya song
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by teissys(f): 4:02pm On Jun 27, 2009
What's going on here, kumbaya harvest??
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 5:17pm On Jun 27, 2009
Wedding
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 5:34pm On Jun 27, 2009
Good Night My Bride n Well Wisher kiss smiley
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Bbeee: 10:01pm On Jun 27, 2009
dem don do d wedding?
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by sylve11: 10:09pm On Jun 27, 2009
Sweet bbee, how r u? On dat day of the marriage, righteous will take place cool
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Bbeee: 10:15pm On Jun 27, 2009
im fyn oo, u nko? lng tym, wn b d weddin na? i no wan miss d rice
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Gabry(f): 2:41am On Jun 28, 2009
Why is the groom afta another female shocked
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 3:42pm On Jun 28, 2009
Why is the groom afta another female
Me? na na na sad

Only one Bride
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Gabry(f): 3:44pm On Jun 28, 2009
But I saw you flirtin with Chi Baby ooo angry
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 3:52pm On Jun 28, 2009
WOMAN!!! angry mind yoursef
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Gabry(f): 4:03pm On Jun 28, 2009
Are you threatening Mama Ngozi? EHn? angry tongue
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 4:27pm On Jun 28, 2009
not atall
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jun 28, 2009
Hee hee hee hee hee heee o  grin dis land is a laaaaaa-nd o drama grin grin grin
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 4:48pm On Jun 28, 2009
This real not drama wink
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jun 28, 2009
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i->>>ehn . . good 4 u o.tank goodness am not in on it grin
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Gabry(f): 1:03am On Jun 29, 2009
Ziggy, since u are a momma as well, please teach this Phemour about the disadvantage of havin another woman. Tell him about AIDS and salmonella and SARS and Swine Flu and Clotridium Perfengus and etc etc! sad
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Nobody: 8:19am On Jun 29, 2009
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         angry Firm[b]PHEMOUR!![/b]

Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by teissys(f): 8:40am On Jun 29, 2009
shocked
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Gabry(f): 8:47am On Jun 29, 2009
Ziggy_mama:

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grin Okey Doo Gabby.Trust me now cheesy

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angry Firm[b]PHEMOUR!![/b]

ROTFLMAO!!! grin grin grin Thats right gurl! Uve said it and I hope that boy learns well. . . If he dont, I would have no choice but to put him in jail hsharp sharp sad


teissys:

shocked

Dont worry dear. Soon all this mess will be over and you will get marry to Phemour wink kiss kiss
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 9:33am On Jun 29, 2009
Ziggy, no mind Gabry oooooo

*Rolling on the floor laughing* grin
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 10:52am On Jun 29, 2009











[center]--------------------Pages Break--------------------[/center]









This is to officially announce that Phemour is not only going to get married to Teissys.

Coz i am a chief, i decided to make it two to match my Chieftaincy Tittle.

[center]Introding Second Wife
[/center]
Toast
I want you to hold me,

to tell me you love me

I want you to put no one else above me.

In a sea of hearts there's only you and me.

You're the only one who touches me,

the only one who moves me.

You're my fondest wish of what the future could be.

I may hold the lock,

but you have the key to the garden that blooms deep inside of me.

I'll be your servant,

whatever you want me to be,

If you'll just say you love me.


Guys gyv it up for . . . . . . . . . . . . . [size=1pt]Lysaa[/size] [size=2pt]Lysaa[/size] [size=3pt]Lysaa[/size] [size=4pt]Lysaa[/size] [size=5pt]Lysaa[/size] Lysaa Lysaa Lysaa
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Gabry(f): 10:56am On Jun 29, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked




Tufiakwa!!! angry angry angry
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 10:58am On Jun 29, 2009
[center]To Teissys, My First Bride[/center]

Just as you always say *I too like women*

I'm very sorry i just have to do this

Hope you'll be of understanding wink
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by kieykiey(f): 11:32am On Jun 29, 2009
liking women is always in ya blood u knw phemour!
grin
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 11:39am On Jun 29, 2009
kieykiey:

liking women is always in ya blood u knw phemour!
grin
at last grin

You're welcome
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by lysaa(f): 12:13pm On Jun 29, 2009
embarassed whats wrong with this prospective polygamist? I didn't refuse to be the bride's maid to, to u know, this is absolute preposterous. Don't make me an object of ridicule pls.  angry
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 12:45pm On Jun 29, 2009
First of all Thank God you said *Prospective Polygamist* cheesy

Honestly, i've been dieying in silence. angry

Now, i've spoke out

Hope my proposal would be considered grin

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