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Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Pheals(f): 12:22pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Let me share mine the rhyme: ABC A was an apple pie B bit it C cut it D dealt it E eats it F fought for it G got it H had it I inspected it J jumped for it K kept it L longed for it M mourned for it N nodded at it O opened it P peeped in it Q quartered it R ran for it S stole it T took it U upset it V viewed it W wanted it X, Y and Z all wished for and had a piece in hand One, Two, buckle my shoe, Three, Four, knock at the door, Five, Six, pick up sticks, Seven, Eight, lay them straight, Nine, Ten, a big fat hen, Eleven, Twelve, dig and delve, Thirteen, Fourteen, maids a-courting, Fifteen, Sixteen, maids in the kitchen, Nineteen, Twenty, my plate's empty. The four compass direction Simply remember the acronym NEWS: North at the top; East on the right; West on the left; South at the bottom The planet : Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune etc : My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos OR My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nowhere Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do Do=doe, a female deer Re=ray, a drop of golden sun Mi=me, a name I call myself Fa=far, a long, long way to run So=sew, a needle pulling thread La=la, a note to follow 'so' Ti=tea, a drink with jam and bread Which will bring us back to 'Do' - The 12 apostle This is the way the disciples run Peter, Andrew, James and John, Phillip and Bartholomew, Thomas next and Matthew, too. James the less and Judas the greater, Simon the zealot and Judas the traitor. -The 4 Gospels I could rememberTry this to help you recite them, and you'll impress your Sunday School teacher: 'Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John went to bed with their trousers on.' And SMART ---Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time bound Oya tosyne2much , sinaj, ishilove , farano, lalasticlala , seun come and share your experience , the funny way you learned quickly in schools 22 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by sinaj(f): 12:52pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
I didn't go to nursery nd primary school xo agat no experience to share 3 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Shehucom(m): 3:15pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
This generation don change. A for B for bomb C for chibok D for detonate . . . . G for girlfriend . . . N for Naijabet 64 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by mascot87(m): 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
What is this trash? Is this what our kids are been taught this days? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by c4tnoelz: 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
no b small tnz 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by DlawTECHY(m): 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Sai BUHARI 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by WebSurfer(m): 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Nairaland has become a JOKE 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Kingkamal(m): 3:17pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Kill it xtreemk 1 Like |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Andyblaze: 3:17pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Toto is good for boys and girls 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Bank450(m): 3:18pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
These things are strange to me, i was taught a for apple b for babu, etc, and i can still remember. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Dojupyo(f): 3:18pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
I wasn't thought in a funny way Who still remember "old roger is dead and gone to his grave, uuum aaah, gone to his grave" And also "Twinkle Little Star" "There are two black birds sitting on the wall. One named Peter, one named Paul... Fly away Peter, fly away Paul 34 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Flashh: 3:18pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by rita25(f): 3:18pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
SO ITS NOW THIS AGBAYA IS REMEMBERING HIS NURSERY DAYS WHEN UR MATE AND EVEN YOUR JUNIORS ARE MAKING MONEY? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by 2clean(f): 3:19pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Hmmm so kinni |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by glowshine(f): 3:19pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
@Op you went to correct butty school o. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by TheNextAce: 3:19pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
A for Agbero B for Busstop C for Carrygo D for Danfo E for Egunje F for Faiba G for Go on soun 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by rita25(f): 3:19pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
THIS IS HOW WE KNOW PPLE THAT WENT TO LEA SCHOOLS EXTREME PUBLIC SCHOOLS Andyblaze: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by SynNelson(m): 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by pabon(m): 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Isorrait! |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by centyboy: 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
And This Make Fp,smh...
Vanity Upon Vanity... |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Zector(m): 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Hmmm |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by tzoracle: 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Biology abi na inter science Has to be d latter Pencil and sharpner Mr.niger d And Nile,niger,senegal,congo,oranges limpopo and zambezzi or smtn like that 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by tuoyoojo(m): 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
OK |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by hollywater: 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Mine was-30 days has September, April, June and November. All the rest has 31,except February alone. Which has 28 or 29 in every leap year. 9 Likes |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by kmax4ril: 3:21pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
This nursery rhythm go sweet ooo for LEA pupils. |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by tempem: 3:21pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Hmm! genius |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by odinese(m): 3:21pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
[/size30pt=size]dafuq Wphat's this bullshit albout?? Who can explain thou?? So are we kids here [/size] |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Andyblaze: 3:21pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
rita25: |
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by mrtantalizers(m): 3:22pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
A for apple |
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