i've always liked comparing stuff. 


i know you ladies are going to hate me for this but here are examples:

q: what's the difference between your dog and your wife?
a: the dog shuts up once you let it in

q: what's the difference between a male and a female "snowman"?
a: snow balls
if you don't hate me yet, you can post your comparisons too

i dont hate you! No comparisons yet tho

Guy,you dey vex ! you dont have to compare our sweet angels,shori and extremely beautiful creature with dogs.Not too good but since we are catching our fun here then, we could just it Gbam.

and when u let the woman in she never shut her fcuknnn mouth

nice one there