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Monkey Urinates On Zambian President (lol) by nduchucks: 6:19pm On Jun 24, 2009
dis one funny no be small. as him dey piss on him people, monkey don revenge.

A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to reporters outside his State House offices on Wednesday.
"You have urinated on my jacket," a startled Banda told the monkey, one of many that makes their home in the trees outside his offices.

"I will give this monkey for lunch to Mr Sata," he joked, referring to opposition leader Michael Sata, who Banda defeated in last year's elections.


Banda devoted much of his second news conference as president to reassuring Zambians over the dramatic economic slowdown resulting from plunging prices for copper, the country's main export.

"Our growth prospects have diminished, such that the projected gross domestic product has now been revised downwards to 4.0 percent or below. This reduction has implications for the domestic revenues, with both cooperate and income taxes likely to reduce," Banda said.




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Re: Monkey Urinates On Zambian President (lol) by Fhemmmy: 6:35pm On Jun 24, 2009
Big deal.
Many people are dying and many are hungry, now a monkey peeing on the president don't mean jack.
Re: Monkey Urinates On Zambian President (lol) by philip0906(m): 6:35pm On Jun 24, 2009
"I will give this monkey for lunch to Mr Sata," he joked, referring to opposition leader Michael Sata, who Banda defeated in last year's elections.
he shouldn't have said dat cos d guy(Micheal Sata) go dey rage cheesy grin grin
Re: Monkey Urinates On Zambian President (lol) by Abuzola(m): 7:00pm On Jun 24, 2009
Nice one @ndu chucks

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