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Ibime:


Oga sa, I have called you out on the tourney thread, you better go and register (and bring Wordsmith with you).

Sauron:

Idiot. . . . . .After i had pounded you with golden bars, u and Ibime(ur new boy/f) are spreading lies about me.

If u and Ibime feel ma lyrics were stolen, where's the evidence?
Like Nas said. . . . .Nuccas fear what they cannot match and also hate what they can't conquer.
In the art of lyricism, you and other troglodytes on this section are witless apprentices.

SHOW YOUR EVIDENCE.

THIS IS THE GENESIS OF THIS BATTLE, IN NAIRALAND COWARDS ARE NOT ACCEPTED HERE , WE MUST SETTLE THE SCORE ON WHO IS THE ILLEST

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN .LONG TIME COMING
THE NAIRALAND BATTLE CULTURE RETURNS
WELCOME TO SAURON VS IBIME ! NO HOLDS BARRED

HERE ARE THE RULES

1. Ibime challenged sauron so ibime spits first ,
2. Anyone can vote , a poll will be opened
3. No hater comments are allowed , no external interference the battle must be fair and just
4. No backing out until the score is settled
5. battle 3 rounds
6. ibime goes 1st in round one , sauron goes 1st in round 2 then ibime in round 3
7. This is for nairaland, this is for the sickest , this is for hiphop whoever wins here would face wordsmith, i will call smith on phone now to inform him.
8. 8bars only 16 lines
9. No unwarranted comments allowed, if u wanna say anything go to hybrids lounge
10. Fairness equity  and justice must prevail, no side taking , we just having fun
11. PLUS  i will inform lala to outrightly ban anyone that wants to derail or insult or constitute a problem here
12. keep it real guyss we just doing it nairaland stylee !

lets go !

busybody, wetin carry you reach here. . . . we will meet in the tourney hopefully. . . . if Sauron will sign up. . .

lol omo leave me jare,make i gbadun myself
sauron is not talking part in the tourney , how many times him go tell u that one?
, he prefers a one on one showdown , the sauron i know is neva scared of any rapper,.
so ibime i take this as ur sign in , since u challenged him ,, right?

it seems it is ibime that is scared 4real
, sauron if u dont mind show him say khaki no be leather and go first !

Ibime:

busybody, wetin carry you reach here. . . . we will meet in the tourney hopefully. . . . if Sauron will sign up. . .

Ibime, let's drop a KEYstyle to the beats on the video. . . .
Choose one from 1) Busta Rhymes--Conglomerate 2) Alchemist 3) Outkast--Chonkyfire

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwyOfqbP8JU&hl=en&fs=1&"[/flash]

I haven't had studio access for years. Which kain freestyle you dey talk about?

Ibime:

I haven't had studio access for years. Which kain freestyle you dey talk about?

KEYstyles i mean. . . . . .

Go with the flow of the song played and drop the lyrics here.

~Sauron~:

KEYstyles i mean. . . . . .

Go with the flow of the song played and drop the lyrics here.

You are silly. . . . so voters can read and understand at the same speed as the beat is playing?. . . . whats all this unnecessary bragadanta. . . if you feel oppressed, drop a verse and stop beating about the bush like a eunuch

Ibime:

You are silly. . . . so voters can read and understand at the same speed as the beat is playing?. . . . whats all this unnecessary bragadanta. . . if you feel oppressed, drop a verse and stop beating about the bush like a eunuch

And Ibime goofs again!!!!

this is going to be fun. . pls let it begin.

ibime stop goofing pls.

Ibime:

so voters can read and understand at the same speed as the beat is playing?. . . . whats all this unnecessary bragadanta. . . if you feel oppressed, drop a verse and stop beating about the bush like a eunuch 

Ibime, voters will listen to the beat/music and read your lyrics like you are reading Eminem's lyrics when listening to his songs.
There are thousands of rap forums on the webspace who pits 2 netcees to battle that way.
What planet are you from? Pluto?

why don't we twist the rule a bit, u start first so he can be cued into the whole idea?

~Sauron~:

Ibime, voters will listen to the beat/music and read your lyrics like you are reading Eminem's lyrics when listening to his songs.
There are thousands of rap forums on the webspace who pits 2 netcees to battle that way.
What planet are you from? Pluto?

Those nerds can do what they want. . . . they must be crackheads. . . it sounds silly to me. . . can the readers also tongue-twist like me?. . . for someone who claims that the level of the tourney is weak and that Nairalanders do not know how to read multi-syllabic raps, you sure put a lot of faith in them being able not only to follow multi-syllables, guess your style of flow, but also follow the beat at speed as well. . . . I have no need to prove that I can flow on beats. . . my audios have been heard by all and sundry. . . . can't say the same for you. . . .if I had studio access, I would give you an audio battle easily. . . I have had one or two in my time. . . look, If you have a verse, drop it and Ill respond when I am opportuned to do so.

~Sauron~:

And Ibime goofs again!!!!

Point out the goof. . . . I dont think you learnt to speak English properly.

lysaa:

why don't we twist the rule a bit, u start first so he can be cued into the whole idea?  

He is the challenger gunning for ma belt. . . . .He has to start first.

Ibime:

Those nerds can do what they want. . . . they must be crackheads. . . it sounds silly to me. . . can the readers also tongue-twist like me?. . . for someone who claims that the level of the tourney is weak and that Nairalanders do not know how to read multi-syllabic raps, you sure put a lot of faith in them being able not only to follow multi-syllables, guess your style of flow, but also follow the beat at speed as well. . . . I have no need to prove that I can flow on beats. . . my audios have been heard by all and sundry. . . . can't say the same for you. . . .if I had studio access, I would give you an audio battle easily. . . I have had one or two in my time. . . look, If you have a verse, drop it and Ill respond when I am opportuned to do so.

How can you say so much and make no sense?

Simply put. . . . . .You lay your KEYstyles with the flow and match the speed of the beats with your lyrics.
Your bars are there to guide readers on where you're stopping and where you are starting from. . . . .Gosh, netcees do this everytime.
I don't have studio access as well but this is the closest we can get into doing something new, isn't it?
Sauron does not have a verse for you jare. . . . . . . .I am only inspired to write lyrics whenever i get called out. For now, the tank is EMPTY.

Point out the goof. . . . I dont think you learnt to speak English properly.

You are a billy goat. . . . .
Are u telling me "a eunuch" is grammatically correct?

~Sauron~:

He is the challenger gunning for ma belt. . . . .He has to start first.

Which belt? I have 100% win-record against you. The score is 1-0 to me.

If you feel oppressed, drop a verse!  

~Sauron~:

Simply put. . . . . .You lay your KEYstyles with the flow and match the speed of the beats with your lyrics.

Its a pointless exercise. Most NLers have problems decoding verses and multis anyway, so why make it more complicated?

~Sauron~:

You are a billy goat. . . . .
Are u telling me "a eunuch" is grammatically correct?

I know your primary school teacher taught you that words which start with alphabets must be preceded by 'an', but she never taught you that some words are exceptions, such as 'eunuch'.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

Ibime:

Which belt? I have 100% win-record against you. The score is 1-0 to me.
If you feel oppressed, drop a verse!  

If you use this punchline again, i will sue.
Must u bite everything i print on NL?

~Sauron~:

Stop acting like a child. . . . . .
If you feel oppressed by my lyrics, set up a thread and call the Dark Lord out.
Do i have to register in a tourney to battle you?

U nor dey tire? First it was Napoleon Bonaparte . . . . .Secondly, it's "if you feel oppressed. . . . ."
Ibime, get a LIFE!!!

Its a pointless exercise. Most NLers have problems decoding verses and multis anyway, so why make it more complicated?

Never mind then.

I know your primary school teacher taught you that words which start with alphabets must be preceded by 'an', but she never taught you that some words are exceptions, such as 'eunuch'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

You are a consummate idiot. . . . .

That article might have been written by a moronic pederast like you who does not know his grammar.
How can "Eunuch" be prededed by 'a'. . . . . .Show me links from credible sources like BBC/Guardian/Telegraph/Financial times.
"A Eunuch"?? U must be smoking lah.

if u're a PH boy, don't fall ur hand o.

quit the lounging and let the battle begin.  I'm already feeling sleepy. . hope to wake up and see you guys in the ring devouring urselves.    

lysaa:

if u're a PH boy, don't fall ur hand o.
quit the lounging and let the battle begin.  I'm already feeling sleepy. . hope to wake up and see you guys in the ring devouring urselves.    

Lysaa, what do you know about battling?
Are u a fan of RAP music?

lysaa:

if u're a PH boy, don't fall ur hand o.

quit the lounging and let the battle begin.  I'm already feeling sleepy. . hope to wake up and see you guys in the ring devouring urselves.    

My sister, why you dey promote fight na?  

~Sauron~:

You are a consummate idiot. . . . .

That article might have been written by a moronic pederast like you who does not know his grammar.
How can "Eunuch" be prededed by 'a'. . . . . .Show me links from credible sources like BBC/Guardian/Telegraph/Financial times.
"A Eunuch"?? U must be smoking lah.

I would withdraw this statement if I was you lest you make yourself a laughing stock.

Sauron, lemme teach you some English. . . . it could be the most important thing you learn today. . .

Any word that starts with a vowel enunciated as 'u' can start with 'a'

a ukalele
a utopia
a ubiquitous person
a eunuch
a utility

By reason of having brothers who're into the rap thingy, i know a bit .LOL. Like for real, just a bit to know good lines when i hear them. . not an ardent fan but when they work with me, its all good. Plus this sounds like some fun after a boring day. CAn u pls start already?

o please don't start with the "a eunuch" class. some words are exceptional in Eng Lang. eunuch like Uni - anything is considered from their pronunciations which sounds like YOU. U can't say ''an 'U' " but "a 'U' " LOL

Sauron, this guy is bent on teaching English today o. me , I want to see battle. I'm seriously running out of patient,

lysaa:

o please don't start with the "a eunuch" class. some words are exceptional in Eng Lang. eunuch like Uni - anything is considered from their pronunciations which sounds like YOU. U can't say ''an 'U' " but "a 'U' " LOL

Sauron never attended a university!  

Ibime:

Sauron, lemme teach you some English. . . . it could be the most important thing you learn today. . .

Any word that starts with a vowel enunciated as 'u' can start with 'a'

a ukalele
a utopia
a ubiquitous person
a eunuch
a utility

Eunuch does not start with the same stress like Utopia.
/Eu/ is different to /u/.
U will have to go to school all over again before you can teach me English.
I didn't grow in the swamps of Port-Harcourt like you did.

lysaa:

Sauron, this guy is bent on teaching English today o. me , I want to see battle. I'm seriously running out of patient,

Ibime is my student. . . . . .I have been teaching him since Honest Abe signed the papers that freed slaves.
Me vs Ibime is like Wole Soyinka vs Ofokasibe.
I think he might be right this time though.

ok o

^{YAWNSSSSSSSSSSSSS,} see u guys when i wake. Nice to meet u BTW.

lysaa:

ok o

^{YAWNSSSSSSSSSSSSS,} see u guys when i wake. Nice to meet u BTW.

If u go, i would do a comprehensive diss on you.
Who sleeps in the afternoon?

~Sauron~:

If u go, i would do a comprehensive diss on you.
Who sleeps in the afternoon?

Witches, vampires and night shit-packers  

Y'all should get back to the rap battle - this pedantry is getting old.  

Sauron . . . .battle me. I dare u

~Sauron~:

If u go, i would do a comprehensive diss on you.
Who sleeps in the afternoon?

I don't mind, Y'all r wearying me out. I be dey think say i go meet better fight. LOL. laters jor