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Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 8:12pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
Since Mykali decided to kick-off the Dark Lord's rehabilitation process, I am also giving Sharon a chance to take a shot at the 5 star general. . . . Rules: 40 lines No biting Sauron drops first Waiting. . . . |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Sauron1: 1:39pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
A lot of people ask me stupid fucking questions. . . . Who's the best netcee on NL? I dunno, but what i do know is, Sauron reigns SUPREME. Letz go. . . . . . . -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Ibime's on his last breath, cos he's the gay to die next. I put a 'lip-gloss' on his head so i can 'make up' his mind. Leave his blood stains on the wall after i break up his spine. Put a noose on your neck, shrill noises like the sound of a pest Watch you lose your breath as i smoke a pound of the cess. Nobody respects your text, they are all expecting ur death. Voters already know you get 'pissed on', like a strip for pregnancy test. Sauron is your nemesis, you are wack, you need practise My tactics. . . . .is to kick your bitch-ass outta the orbit. Depicting you are the shit, but yet to show any proof of this U make the MIC look like tampax, A p'ussy with its lips on it Ibime must be suicidal to spar me voluntarily. Your spitzo-copied lyrics are putrid, they belong to the cemetary Sauron is thick-skinned, Open your mouth and sip some piss drink. U are a weak link, 'soap some bars' on your crap, keep your shit clean. In the grand scheme of things, we shouldn't be battling. Sink ma 'dope' bars in your spleen and listen to your long cackling And call the meds in, tell em you've been convulsing, 'Overdosing' says the coroner's verdict while u being wrapped in your coffin. Where are your retards in pink-pants? The dingbats who kissed ass Think fast. . .All y'all gays that claimed i bit rap. The King's back, y'all dickriding riff-raffs should evac' The sky went pitch-black [/i]as i dropped Ibime's head in the [i]bin bag. Stop hating but if that’s the call, Sauron's paws r twice as raw, Despite your hype n all in Ijaw, i’ll still strike ya jaw I'm down to fight and brawl, pound you with ma gat and maul Till this pederast can't breathe and fight at all. 90% of this art, I hold in ma hands And wreck havoc on this 'tard corrupting the plans Ibime's lines are tired, he is the 10th casualty(Casual Tee) i've worn out I should retire his ass cos his skills just suffered a[i] burn out[/i]. I use history to emphasize this prag is a phoney Watch ma knuckles 'french-kiss' his jaw in holy matrimony. He is Manolo, i am Tony. . . .leave a Scar in his Face and he spews more baloney With your siblings mourning, Ur spouse's in me bed while u in hell lonely. U are getting wrecked with gore, i'm ready at any point to rap n brawl With lyrics so heavy-metal, i can take out words n crack your skull Ibime's half to stall, i'm quick like a thief to grab ya spinal chord I ma disconnect ya voice box till you lack the gall to rhyme no more. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Preview of PART II. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sauron is a beast. . . . . . . .At best you'll be wheeled to the ICU. Your NECK n LIMBS in cast, your fans await your obituary on ICQ. If you pull through the op, i'll be back with ma blue-steel pistol Leave a hole so huge in his head, Surgeons can't close up his tissue. . . . . . . .and i won't miss you. 4 Likes |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 4:47pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
Finally, I have been freed. . . . thanks Muki!. . . . meanwhile lemme try post that verse again. . . . pls lalaboi, also clean up the thread, leaving just the 2 verses. . . . I rap terrific/ You act prolific/ but lack specifics/ I factor physics . . . and ya plastic lyrics . . . are past their elastic limit!/ I smash this midget/ he wont last a minute/ . . .cos the revelations clear. . . his chapters finished!/ You couldn’t pop I. . . you lack the spinach!/ I got dead presidents. . . but ya bills. . . wont pass the senate!/ Im a visionary/ Ya chick shivers while I sip her cherry/ Religious? barely!. . . . but I position her missionary!/ I spit fire from my diaphragm/ and burn ya entire clan/ Im rich bítch!. . . you clean windows. . . like a virus scan!/ Denying you a biter only makes you a liar man/ You never spat magic. . . you tricked us with a slight of hand!/ Bounced from the hall of fame for biting with no remorse/ He cant get in. . . so he circles the entrance. . . like revolving doors!/ He should be banned as a user/ for scamming consumers/ He smokes dope . . . and gets stoned. . . like he glanced at Medusa!/ Son, just smash ya computer/ and dismantle ya router/ Even Akunyili would struggle. . . . rebranding this loser!/ I’m strong enough to throw a boulder/ over my shoulder/ So battling him is no lottery. . . . it’s a rollover!/ I’m no loafer/ I react quick like oxygen/ And box him in/ with a grenade. . . .after I unlock the pin!/ He’s a forlorn flop/ and Im a sure shot/ He’s a negative bet. . . like DOW traders tryna short stocks!/ A short shock/ will bring him back to his senses/ I fracture defences/ like fullbacks . . . on overlapping offences/ Not even his dad could prevent this/ cos Im past the pretences/ I could kill him now. . . but its my conscience I have to contend with!/ A tap to the jaw/ would put his àss on the floor/ If he had to meet his maker. . . he’d hop back in my balls!/ He has a flammable flaw/ and he’s bout to meet his match/ I should invoice this verse. . . and post it with the fees attached/ There’s degrees of rap/ and I’ve matriculated/ my díck invaded . . . where his bitches clit is situated/ He couldn’t spit on bars if he was incriminated/ I’ve innovated. . . raps. . . and renovated. . . when they were imitated!/ Im fly. . . he’s just simulated!/ timid and intimidated!/ My raps. . . are differentiated . . .from wack . . . and his are integrated!/ The heat I generated. . . left him incinerated/ I’m venom-aided. . . and venerated. . . . and he’s eliminated!/ 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 10:41pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
Finally. . . thread opened for comments or votes. . . . |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Nobody: 11:14pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
ibime nigga u took this by a country mile . . . big up nigga peace |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by follypimpi(m): 11:31pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
This is the Shit !!!!!!! My favourite lines Sauron's : I use history to emphasize this prag is a phoney Watch ma knuckles french-kiss his jaw in holy matrimony. He is Manolo, i am Tony. . . .leave a Scar in his Face and he spews more baloney With your siblings mourning, Ur spouse's in me bed while u in hell lonely. Ibime's half to stall, i'm quick like a thief to grab ya spinal chord I ma disconnect ya voice box till you lack the gall to rhyme no more |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by ofokasibe: 11:39pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
ibime is clearly not in saurons category, i want to see a round 2. ibime wins round one hands down ibime mallthus is another sick mothefcuker, when u done beating sauron we would like to see ibime vs mallthius even wordsmith no show acknowledged ibime as the best in nl ibime is the sickest in nl . no comparison except 4 mallthius |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by TOPE20001(f): 11:40pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
Sauron's lines that i liked I put a 'lip-gloss'on his head so i can 'make up' his mind. U make the MIC look like tampax, A p'ussy with its lips on it Ibime must be suicidal to spar me voluntarily. Your spitzo-copied lyrics are putrid, they belong to the cemetary Where are your retards in pink-pants? The ding-bats who kissed ass Think fast. . .All y'all gays that claimed i bit rap. Despite your hype n all in Ijaw, i’ll still strike ya jaw Watch ma knuckles 'french-kiss' his jaw in holy matrimony. He is Manolo, i am Tony. . . .leave a Scar in his Face and he spews more baloney Ibime's half to stall, i'm quick like a thief to grab ya spinal chord I ma disconnect ya voice box till you lack the gall to rhyme no more. Im also loving his part 2 preview |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by follypimpi(m): 11:56pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
IBime U dey vex oooooooo |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by TOPE20001(f): 11:58pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
to be fair lemme try and read ibime's one too |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by follypimpi(m): 11:58pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
IBime U dey vex oooooooo I rap terrific/ You act prolific/ but lack specifics/ I factor physics . . . and ya plastic lyrics . . . are past their elastic limit!/ I smash this midget/ he wont last a minute/ . . .cos the revelations clear. . . his chapters finished!/ I got dead presidents. . . but ya bills. . . wont pass the senate!/ Im a visionary/ Ya chick shivers while I sip her cherry/ Religious? barely!. . . . but I position her missionary!/ I just Love these. |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by TOPE20001(f): 12:00am On Jul 15, 2009 |
follypimpi: Lol . . i was just think that i no fit continue reading . . . .too much anger. wetin? who collect ur bread? |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by follypimpi(m): 12:03am On Jul 15, 2009 |
Ibime his so ill on this 1,might just save it on my usb and bite some lines from u |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by follypimpi(m): 12:09am On Jul 15, 2009 |
I spit fire from my diaphragm/ and burn ya entire clan/ Im rich bitch!. . . you clean windows. . . like a virus scan!/ You never spat magic. . . you tricked us with a slight of hand!/ Bounced from the hall of fame for biting with no remorse/ I should invoice this verse. . . and post it with the fees attached/ There’s degrees of rap/ and I’ve matriculated/ my dic.k invaded . . . where his bitches clit is situated/ He couldn’t spit on bars if he was incriminated/ I’ve innovated. . . raps. . . and renovated. . . when they were imitated!/ Im fly. . . he’s just simulated!/ timid and intimidated!/ My raps. . . are differentiated . . .from wack . . . and his are integrated!/ The heat I generated. . . left him incinerated/ I’m venom-aided. . . and venerated. . . . and he’s eliminated!/ Good job Ibime,You won Hands down. |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by TOPE20001(f): 12:14am On Jul 15, 2009 |
follypimpi: Ibime had more time to write his verse b4 sauron so . . . . i still say sauron won n yes i have evidence |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by follypimpi(m): 12:43am On Jul 15, 2009 |
TOPE2000!: Thanks for cleaning,Bless ya |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by eyonigger(m): 2:06am On Jul 15, 2009 |
Ibime wins this, I guess my previous declaration was deleted due to unopened voting. I also guess some1 is being sentimental based on his/her judgment here, and this is clearly YOU tope. Regardless of the fact that every1 is opined to his/her opinion. |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by follypimpi(m): 2:08am On Jul 15, 2009 |
@Eyonigger NO mind am |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by mykali(m): 6:19am On Jul 15, 2009 |
Ibime! 98% Sauron 90% |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Sauron1: 12:40pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
Ibime: Lemme be the first dude to criticise you. How can you write 40 lines(2 verses) without a single WORDPLAY in it. I have scoured your scripts and there was no word fission, word fusion or double-meaning in it. In short, where are em judges? |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 12:55pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
~Sauron~: I hope you will also take the opportunity to learn a few things about set-up and delivery of punches from my verse. . . . . . . they say my verse sounds angry. . . .hell yeah, I sound angry. . . . my verse clearly conveys that I am incredulous that such a little irritant would dare challenge me. . . . Speaking about dropping inane wordplay is irrelevant. . . . my verses transverses a broad spectrum of human knowledge from stock-trading, to Nigerian politics, to voting process in the House of Representatives, to Calculus, to Physics, to Greek mythology, the bible etc etc etc. . . . |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Sauron1: 1:03pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
Ibime: Your verses are nonsense. . . . .and with the amount of time you have had to continuously fine-tune em. . . .I was expecting more. The last 4-6 lines are wack. . .Too basic with em situated, venerated, renovated, integrated, calculated and stimulated gibberish. No underground/mainstream rapper would use such lingo in a single verse. . . .They are disjointed and they lack continuity.
It is not irrelevant in a rap battle. Those indices are graded. . . .Wordplay, Multis, Creativity, Complexity, Metaphors, Punch-lines and Rhyme structure. Your verses transverse a narrow spectrum and it veered off tangent. . . . .This is a battle rap not a topical issue. |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 1:16pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
~Sauron~: excuses, excuses. . . .same excuse as last time. . . . . dont worry, Ibime will forever keep whipping you and you will forever keep giving the same excuse. . . . I called you out last monday. . . set-up the thread on friday. . . . even offered you to extend the deadline to Wednesday. . . . and you were the one rushing me to post my sturvs. . . . from last monday to yesterday is more than a week. . . . even a weekend should be enough for anyone. . . . abi you need a month to write ya verse?. . . . lemme say this clearly. . . . Sauron will never defeat Ibime on Nairaland! ~Sauron~: Unlike you I am not interested in inane wordplay such as casual tee (casualty) that does not punch. The rule is, if you have to put in brackets, then its not worth spitting. I will let you look again for the "play on words"/double meaning in my verse. There are many of which these are just a few: He has a flammable flaw/ and he’s bout to meet his match/ . .cos the revelations clear. . . his chapters finished!/ Religious? barely!. . . . but I position her missionary!/ I got dead presidents. . . but ya bills. . . wont pass the senate!/ 2 Likes |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Sauron1: 1:27pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
Ibime: But you know i always have a verminous cretin distracting me everytime. . . . . . While i was scratching me head on how to demote you. . . . A ninny called Mykali tried a 'sneak attack'. . . .I was at the NL Summer BBQ when Mykali dropped his verse without even acknowledging me. Saw it the next day and i had to come up with a 16 to kill him off. I need 2 hrs max to drop my verse. . . . .Whatz the point in delaying it. . . .There's no prize to be won.
You are a dork. I put brackets in ma wordplay so the weakest of mind reading it will understand what was meant. U gotta understand newbies are learning the ropes so ma verses suit every head out there.
Are u sure?
Whatz the double meaning here? How can meeting one's match be a flaw? U are a stark illiterate.
A very smart punchline but it ain't a wordplay.
-Ditto-
-Ditto- None of these lines qualifies as a wordplay in the Rap Tutorial Vol I U had a decent attempt but you still got chewed. |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 1:34pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Its the way you set up the punch that appeals to the crowd. . . .putting sturv in brackets just means you didn't set-up the punch properly. . . eg. . . .when I said. . . ."I got Yen and Dollar. . . You couldn't cedis. . . with all the money in Ghana!" I don't have to start putting brackets to let viewers know that cedis = see this. I set-up the punch properly so no need for that. . . . even Ofokasibe understood the punch Enough talking! . . . . let the thread play itself out. |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Sauron1: 1:36pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
Ibime: Of course. . . . .The army of Sauron haters would give the battle to you. . . .by default!!! I know i yanked off your neck on this one with multis that would make Can-i-bus sound like Eedris. I am thinking of putting this battle on any rap board and see what others think. . . .
Ibime, that was another battle entirely. . . . .not this one. Some wordplays come as easy as Bleep while some are very complex. For example. . . .Like pregnant Catholics, You can't defeat us(defetus) How many netcees here can decipher that without the bracket? Of course, it would fly over their heads so there are complex wordplays.
Are u saying Ofoka is a retard? |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 1:39pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Army of Sauron-haters like Follypimpi your PS2 buddy?. . . . and A-40?. . . . dont worry Kaydee and Eldee are still coming. ~Sauron~: Multis that never extend more than 2 lines?. . . . just read my first 6 lines and witness how I punched you consistently with the same multi-scheme. . . . can you not take a multi and create punches for more than 2 lines?. . . . I was hitting you with 4 to 6 line combinations throughout the verse. . . Enough talk! |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Sauron1: 1:54pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
Ibime: Read the last 4 lines of ma 3rd verse. Besides, i kept it to a minimum as over-usage of multis equals to loads of fillers. Ibime, you of all people should know this. . . . .Your first verse was heavily pregnant with fillers. |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by follypimpi(m): 1:58pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
@Ibime Sauron is my buddy tho,i dont hate but Ibime won IMO. |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by prince82(m): 2:17pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
to be honest, IBIME CLEARLY WON. o boy! u are too versatile. more like u been around the globe. I did picked all ur world plays and metarphors. the are off the hook bro keep it that way. ur lines are more rappable also.there is no sentiments here.that;s the truth FLAMMABLE AND MATCH can easily be picked by any body.plus the religious and missionary.etc. dude u are untouchable. |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by prince82(m): 2:37pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
~Sauron~: No hating but I didn't feel that like cos it was stolen from "yo mama" yo mama put a lip_stick on her head to make_up her mind. I think u just changed it in a way that u did it urself. Bleep IT. @ manikal Maybe we can thrill them too wiv sum ill shit dawg. can we do it |
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by ofokasibe: 3:37pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
sauron you are a fcukin bastaaard , u said u wanted peace , is throwing subliminals and calling me a retard part of ur peace deal. you are done for , u biting asshole . u and ur father will neva know peace. na me talk so i am coming back for u, make i chop first. @prince i told u i have seen that'' lip gloss-make up line'' somewhere b4 , goggle it now u will be amazed what u will see , our foolish sauron also went ahead to bite verses to battle ibime, sauron is a shameless bastard, .ibime thanks for beating him blue and black,, even when he bit verses to battle u he was still wack.! |
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