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God Is Missing by Tmboy(m): 4:16pm On Jan 25, 2016
..Two little boys,ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents known about it . If any mischief occurs in their town ,the two boys are probably involved, the two boys mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining childrens so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
...The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually, so the mother sent the 8 years old first, in the morning ,while the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
...The preacher ,a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and ask sternly, "DO YOU KNOW WHERE GOD IS",son?
...The boy mouth dropped open ,but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open, so the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,"WHERE IS GOD"? Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
...The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed "WHERE IS GOD"?!!
...The boy screamed and bottled from the room , run directly home and dove into his closet , slamming the door behind him when his older brother found him in the closet , he asked "WHAT HAPPENED"? The younger brother , gasping for breath, replied ," WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE THIS TIME"
"GOD IS MISSING" , and they think we did it.!!

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