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4 Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Nigerian by Revolva(m): 2:03pm On Feb 02, 2016
Ever wondered how life would be assuming the facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was a Nigerian? Well here are 4 things that he might have done or been doing.

LAVISH SPENDER

For a self-made Nigerian Boy with that amount of money at his disposal, he would be at Clubs and Raves, he will pop Rosé today, Ace tomorrow and so on. His instagram pages will be full of goodies with captions ranging from “Play Toys (showcasing his luxurious garage)” to “Bed Frame (using money stacks as bed frame)“. A new babe every other day and he will definitely be friends with all A-List Celebrities (Probably the other way around as we all like famzing)

FAMILY MATTERZ

He definitely will have a village of extended Family members to take care of. His cousin, first cousin, second cousin, down to his 4th Cousin’s 1st Girlfriend will be under his care and expenses. He will be the Chairman of the Occasion at his village’s Occasion, and he will be a Deacon in his Church and not forgetting Silverbird Man of The Year

LEGACY

Like every other rich Nigerian, he would consider going into politics and either sets out as a Godfather or as a Presidential Aspirant (Uncle Pendulum), definitely sort to have an Edifice named after him; street, estate, stadium, University, library, and probably a Local Government Area. Another sure thing is he will have traditional titles from his Father’s Village, Mother’s Village, Wife’s Village, and not forgetting his Ex-Girlfriend’s village as well.

FATHERHOOD

His Toys will surely be in series; Range Sport (Mark 1), Ferrari (Mark 7), Range Vogue (Mark 12). etc. He will definitely have a convoy (trust us Nigerians); from office to his kid’s school (about 1Km), 13 cars and 4 power bikes will surely be on the road to pick his kid. He also will Father many children (Abraham) from several single mothers (Solomon, is that you?).

Shed light on what I might have missed and add yours in the comments.
Re: 4 Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Nigerian by Elosky20: 2:06pm On Feb 02, 2016
Thank God he is nt a nigerian, because by nw info don take state only am

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Re: 4 Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Nigerian by cruzita(f): 2:12pm On Feb 02, 2016
God knows why he didn't make him a Nigerian because we for no hear something for where him dey,him for become father of many nations
Re: 4 Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Nigerian by Revolva(m): 12:05am On Feb 04, 2016
Mods plss front page na
Re: 4 Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Nigerian by nellyalph: 12:13am On Feb 04, 2016
Since he is kinda young, he will start by flaunting cars and gold wrist watches, then he will consider venturing into nollywood and also contesting for house of rep in his state...... If he is a Muslim, he will marry more than one wife...

When he gets older like 70 yrs, he will look for a fair 18 - 23 year old girl to marry
Re: 4 Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Nigerian by iykekelvins(m): 12:36am On Feb 04, 2016
Go into politics. grin
Re: 4 Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Nigerian by Berrylite: 12:52am On Feb 04, 2016
He will overtake tuface as the father of many nations grin

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